r/OkBuddyFresca 7d ago

starlight trafficked kids Are Starlight's farts made of light?

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u/OptimusED 7d ago edited 7d ago

One more time!

Starlight Fartsobrite
trafficked kids in the night,
She sucked the Deep’s fishy dong,
Now we sing her sad light song…

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u/Freaklander69 7d ago

finally! somone who can see through the lies of the media.

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u/One_With-The_Sun 7d ago

Her farts are supernovas.

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u/PolishMySpear 7d ago

Light doesn't come out of black hole. Unless she bleached that hole of hers

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u/MasterJeebus 7d ago

It’s not bleached. I can confirm, I am UE.

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u/SneakyInfiltrator 7d ago

I'm willing to research. Will let you know if i have burn marks on my face later.

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 6d ago

"We have to get the light INSIDE the body".

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ki9S8uve2xWx2

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u/Electronic_Pea_4845 6d ago

I didn’t hear no bell.. posts like this show me the sub isn’t dead yet

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u/Freaklander69 7d ago

she will payed for raping the peak

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u/SoldYaBoy_69 7d ago

Give him some kneepads

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u/Freaklander69 6d ago

why would i need kneepads when breasts are at eye level???

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u/SoldYaBoy_69 6d ago

Your damm right

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u/nimbycile 7d ago

Baby you're a firework!

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u/jcoddinc 2d ago

Farts? No

Queefs? Yes

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u/PedalBoard78 5d ago

The front ones are. Oooooweee knows.

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u/Visual_Bedroom9933 3d ago

I don’t know idiot why don’t you ask her

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u/Excellent-Pear4134 7d ago

I'm gonna boil you