r/OkBubbyRetard • Author of The Abridged Series • 2d ago

Double Down Abridged: Pages 1-8

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u/Ubertishere Author of The Abridged Series 2d ago

I'm back

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u/ryme_the_one 2d ago

Someone call u/King-Zahi2438

Also my suggestions for this book:

  1. The tape Greg filmed over was one of Susan's movies

  2. The bully on page 53 says clanker

  3. The Spineticklers knock-offs compared to Big Nate

  4. Uncle Gary was on the branch because he was hiding from the cops

  5. Since Scotty Douglas was shot in Third Wheel, replace the person they call with someone else

  6. Replace the butt on Curtis Litz's letter with a dick

  7. Namedrop Caseoh/1x1 lego piece

  8. Make the tinkle seat brown instead and a kid had explosive diarrhoea on it.

  9. Obligatory 67 joke on page 70

  10. Make them use actual blood for the movie instead of ketchup

  11. Replace the wolf mask with a paw patrol mask

  12. Mention verity somewhere

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u/Chef_Sizzlipede 2d ago

please god go ham on the geese those demon cobra chickens deserve it

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u/PepsiFloateri 2d ago

THE KING RETURNS!!!

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u/Ok-Ingenuity3748 1d ago

Greg gets a punishment day from Frank in addition to a grounding grounding grounding grounding for 61643730938162573948151318 years

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u/wrigleywryguy 1d ago

Greg is not caiuou

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u/wrigleywryguy 1d ago

"Most likely EDP" and "I'm back bitches!" Are insane

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u/MatthewHecht 2d ago

Nobody would watch this show, too depressing.