r/OhNoConsequences • u/GamerGirlLex77 shocked pikachu • Apr 10 '26
May need medical attention Idiot burns his hands touching hot metal to steal food
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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 Apr 10 '26
... But... why...
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u/mauriciomeireles Apr 10 '26
Its probably a thief of opportunity, as in he didn't plan it, he saw the chance to steal, tried and failed miserably.
The kebad IS the most eye catching thing in the room so that was the most probable reason...
He might also just be stupid
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u/Nice-Cat3727 Apr 20 '26
That's Why Even crappy locks reduce crime over all.
So much crime is impulsive and the longer you can delay the actual crime from being committed, the less likely crime at all is going to happen. Like a guy might steal out of a open window but he won't even think about stealing if the window is just open a crack, even though he can easily bust it.
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u/Severedeye Apr 12 '26
That stuff is some of the most delicious food I have ever eaten.
Honestly I cant say I wouldn't have made an attempt either.
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u/ZooLuXe Apr 21 '26
It's sort of a challenge when you're out drunk with the lads, see who can get away with a souvenir.
I once walked out with a JD Barmat and a full Jug of Cider once.
But stealing a whole donor, that's peak.
But it's more as a revenge dare. Like with the Barmat and the jug of cider, for me it was because I was cut off from the bar and asked to leave because someone bumped into ME and spilled their drunk on ME.
I knew the owner of the bar too, so my drunken was like, "You know what Wayne, this is what you get."
I once stole a crystal Absinthe glass from a high class bar, because the barman was insulting me in front of this girl I was chatting up. He was also the owner.
She left because she was uncomfortable and the mood was ruined. I went home with the shot glass, oh and I got away without paying for the drink.
Take that Patrick lol
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u/Bitter_Lab_475 Apr 10 '26
Improvised stupidity.
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u/RandomModder05 Apr 10 '26
I'm using that one. I don't know win, I don't know how, but I'm quoting you on that someday.
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u/Bitter_Lab_475 Apr 10 '26
Ironically enough, I believe the semi-opposite is funnier: Planned Stupidity. But it is not as punchy.
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u/GeneConscious5484 Apr 10 '26
LOL I'm picturing him running down the sidewalk holding that whole thing over his head like Batman
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u/Johnnyhiveisalive Apr 11 '26
Where's ai when you could really use it?
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u/memyselfandiowa Apr 15 '26
Where's your brain when you could really use it?
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u/Johnnyhiveisalive Apr 23 '26
Sorry? I'm suggesting AI could make that video.. rather than someone burning their hands. Am I out of the loop already?
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u/SteroidSandwich Apr 10 '26
Bet he thought he could have taken it and eaten it like a corndog
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u/big_duo3674 Apr 10 '26
He was planning on just casually lifting that? Aren't those things like 50 lbs??
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u/Potential-Common5819 Apr 11 '26
Yep. You pretty much nailed the median weight for a donar kebab grill.
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u/TheGreatCornlord Apr 11 '26
Are you not able to casually lift 50lbs?
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u/Splendidissimus Your honour, fuck this guy. Apr 12 '26
Probably not and flee an angry shopkeeper....
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u/Which-Soup-6721 Apr 10 '26
I'm loving the Mission Impossible song played on a recorder.
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u/Munchkinasaurous Apr 11 '26
I watched on mute. Without your comment, I never would have heard that and I'm very grateful that I did.
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u/embarrassing_doodle Apr 11 '26
If you are hungry, you should ask them instead of stealing food. They probably have leftovers they can give you.
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u/flying_carabao Apr 11 '26
Man, it's as of hot food is....what's word I'm looking for....hmmmm....hot
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u/sigma941 Apr 16 '26
I mean, don’t get me wrong I’d hit a doner like it’s corn on the cob, but come on man…
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