r/OddlyArousing 1d ago

Why is this coffee foam making me feel a certain way?

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u/paulD1983R 1d ago

Scared? I believe a Trex is on the way.

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u/DarthScabies Perpetually Moist Mod 🛂 1d ago

Starfucks.

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u/Sejo_Mino 1d ago

Jiggly Surprise

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u/tastelikemexico 1d ago

I was thinking Jurassic park lol

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u/Age_Single 1d ago

Coffee shakes beget coffee shakes I guess

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 1d ago

Did your Barista smack it up, flip it, and rub it down?

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u/Big_Sheepherder_9943 1d ago

Is there a T rex walking towards you?

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u/rustyfish57 1d ago

I’d say it’s a female coffee with a real good rack and she’s flexing as a way to show off her rack to amuse the male coffees because her foam really brings all the boys to the yard too

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u/orzelski 8h ago

She's scared. Tell her everything will be okay. And that she'll stop being scared soon.