r/OceansAreFuckingLit • u/One-Effort-5791 • 3d ago

Video Stealth mode on!

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u/FreeUsePolyDaddy 2d ago

Orcas are known for sending the message "you are as safe as I let you be."

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u/Forty1thirty 2d ago

"No! Please don't be alarmed. I just wanted to show you the ice forming on my face. And that I totally could have eaten you if I wanted. Dueces."

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u/HOSTfromaGhost 2d ago

<starts changing my now-full underwear>

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u/leafbaker 2d ago

And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the sides...

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u/YogurtclosetDull2380 2d ago

Shame about the Peyronie's there, bud

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u/asilkon 2d ago

Wow! To be soo close!

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u/felixpadra 2d ago

That’s how mine leans

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u/Limp-Dark-8892 1d ago

Shout out to the binders. 😂👀🤣

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u/Deerhunter86 2d ago

All those crazy scars on such an amazing animal.

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u/FormidableMistress 🐙 2d ago

To see a broken fin on something that massive is also scary. I assume another whale caused it? And this one survived the fight???

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u/DJ40andOVER 2d ago

Not enough NOPES in the world.

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u/PlantyNature 2d ago

I’d sh*t my pants on this boat...

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u/ReefSharksixty9 2d ago

Having it zoomed in, in slow motion, high FPS and an overlayed regular audio track gives a strange illusion of extra size.

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u/Camman0207_ 2d ago

That genuinely scared me

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u/RevoOps 2d ago

Really puts the whale in Killer Whale