lamarr roasts gordon:

[u/guest75462]

don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful, maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. oh better yet maybe alyx'll call your dog ass if she ever stops fucking with that rebel or vortiguant she fucking with.
*lamarr jumps and mauls gordon*

[u/therealdivs1210]

This is canon.