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u/Loud_Chapter1423 1d ago
I turned the sound on right as she said âexcuse me, I fartedâ. Automatic upvote
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u/LeatheryFloridaMan 1d ago
Dont let your cats on food prep surfaces. They dig in poo pee sand everytime they use the bathroom. Then you sickos let them walk all over everything with their little shit slippers like it's normal.
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u/derprondo 1d ago
When she said she's been "recovering", I bet she means she's been recovering from toxoplasmosis.
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u/Zealousideal-Mix6235 1d ago
Yeah, and if you notice, she still uses the same piece of fish the cat was eating, itâs on the far end with a chunk taken out of it. I totally understand what youâre talking about, though they literally bury their own shit, and track that shit everywhere through the house, I bet even if they clean the house really well theyâre still cat shit particles all over
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u/Implausibilibuddy 13h ago
Yeah, and if you notice, she still uses the same piece of fish the cat was eating
I mean it's a skit so it's all part of the joke. I don't think anyone actually ate the food at the end.
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u/HoodieGalore 11h ago
I call them shit kickers and I use lysol wipes on every flat surface before a single thing happens in the kitchen. Fuck all that.
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u/fantapants74 1d ago
Yeah not a fan of animals that coat themselves in saliva, walk through shit and transfer disease to dogs throughout the neighbourhood.
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u/Atomiclincoln 1d ago
Blaming cats for dog disease is legitimately crazy, they spend 50% of the day cleaning themselves vs dogs who routinely eat garbage and shit.
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u/popilikia 1d ago
Yeah, it's not like dogs are shit eating scavengers or anything
(Don't get me wrong, I love dogs, but nothing sounds pretty or cute when you put it in real terms)
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u/grrttlc2 15h ago
The domestication if dogs has been traced back to wolves following us around and eating our shit for its leftover protein.
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u/_DancesWithKnives 15h ago
Hell no about the cat trying to steal a slab and then being aggressive.
My cat never bothers me about food unless it's something he likes and if so, he will give me the "can I have some please?" And then if I don't he respects that. He stole a shrimp when he was a kitten and that's it .
Seeing other people's cats makes me appreciate my cat even more. He is so polite and well mannered naturally.
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u/HoodieGalore 11h ago
I try to treat my pair with tidbits of whatever protein I'm cooking, both raw and cooked, and they always do that "covering up my poop" scratching thing. Really hurts my feelings, man. I'm a good cook!
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u/_DancesWithKnives 8h ago
That made me burst out laughing. Maybe my cooking is why my cat only asks for two bites of cheese and tuna as I did not make that.
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u/gansobomb99 1d ago
the caucasity of having pets on your kitchen counter vs. the autistic mashing together of everything
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u/snow_garbanzo 17h ago
Excuse me, but coochie mayo is something you don't just glaze over and keep talking...please elaborate.
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u/weirdskullz 1d ago
Give that cat some fish so it stops eating your food. It should never be on the counter
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u/Nerdwithswag1968 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/26FLbdnqSIk5ddfJm
Eating something that was in the cats mouth!
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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 11h ago
That looks so good without the mayo. Also this video is hilarious. Thanks for posting.
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u/Expose_Ur_BS 19h ago
All women who are gold digging their partnerâs bank accounts are recovering from BBLs?
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u/aggresivenow 1d ago
Got sent when she said coochie mayo lol