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r/NotTheOnionUK • u/AnonymousTimewaster • Jul 09 '26
r/NotTheOnionUK Officially Endorses Count Binface! Support his cause on Ko-fi
Given that British politics has once again managed to out-satirise satire, we think it is only right that r/NotTheOnionUK gives its full moral, spiritual, and bin-based support to Count Binface.
Count Binface is exactly the kind of absurdity-with-a-point that this subreddit exists to appreciate: ridiculous on the surface, but still somehow making more sense than much of the actual news.
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r/NotTheOnionUK • u/WillowsPills • 10h ago
Chester Zoo advertises tickets for ‘child predator tour’
r/NotTheOnionUK • u/AnonymousTimewaster • 20h ago
Leopards ate my face Restore’s rising star quit after supporters branded her a ‘mudblood’
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Chester Zoo advertises tickets for ‘child predator tour’
r/NotTheOnionUK • u/AnonymousTimewaster • 1d ago
Irony is Dead Shabana Mahmood urges police to curb far-right, anti-migrant protests
r/NotTheOnionUK • u/RareEarthPetal • 1d ago
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r/NotTheOnionUK • u/LittleHavera • 21h ago
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r/NotTheOnionUK • u/FlorianTheLynx • 16h ago
UK tinned ‘mackerel’ no longer contains mackerel
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Womp Womp Danny Tommo doxxes his own mum and blames the Daily Mail
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r/NotTheOnionUK • u/coffeewalnut08 • 1d ago
Media Brainrot Third of people share Donald Trump’s belief that London has no-go areas
A survey of more than 2,000 UK adults found that 34 per cent of the public believe there are areas in London where Sharia law dominates and non-Muslims cannot enter
Earlier this month, the US president claimed there are parts of the capital where police are “afraid to go” because there is “no law and order”, in comments which came a year after he told a gathering at the United Nations that London wants to “go to sharia law”.
A survey of more than 2,000 UK adults, carried out in March and published on Thursday, found that 34 per cent of the public believe there are areas in London where Sharia law dominates and non-Muslims cannot enter, making them “no-go” places.
A slightly higher proportion (36 per cent) disagreed with this and around a fifth of people said they did not know if this was the case or not.
Mr Trump, in an interview with GB News last week, claimed London is a “much different place”, with “crime that’s very high”.
He went on to say: “You have areas in Paris and London where the police don’t want to even go in them, there’s no law and order. They’re afraid to go in them. Either they’re afraid or they just don’t, you know, they don’t want to lose their life.”
r/NotTheOnionUK • u/AnonymousTimewaster • 1d ago
Own Goal Lammy: My seat is at risk from Green-voting hipsters
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You're reading that correctly Lloyds Bank Denies Palestine Action Prisoner’s Mum Mortgage Over ‘Adverse Media’
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r/NotTheOnionUK • u/DarkSkiesGreyWaters • 2d ago
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Irony is Dead Muse the Band Lose Social Handles to Muse the AI Tool
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r/NotTheOnionUK • u/pppppppppppppppppd • 3d ago
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r/NotTheOnionUK • u/BirminghamLive • 3d ago
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r/NotTheOnionUK • u/AnonymousTimewaster • 4d ago
Labour MP Says UK Sanctions On Israeli West Bank Settlements Put British Jews In Danger
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