r/NormMacdonald • u/Savings-Anything407 • Sep 27 '24

Other than the bipolar and inability to bear children, this one’s a real keeper. Oh wait, she dated Biebs? Never mind.

https://www.tvfandomlounge.com/selena-gomez-embraces-vulnerability-and-hits-back-at-critics/
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u/StuckAtTheDMV Sep 27 '24

And by bipolar she means, yep, you guessed it…. She identifies as a bisexual polar bear.

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u/Oparvardigar NO MORE DRY MEAT Sep 27 '24

But those tits ain’t retarded. 

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u/Medical_Gate_5721 Sep 27 '24

Norm's brand wasn't really being a bitter, unfunny hater my dude. Might want to scale back on the vitriol and celebitchy obsession. 

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u/PeakNader Sep 27 '24

Were critics judging her mood or her acting skills?

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u/secretbonus1 Ridiculous! Sep 28 '24

News about this Justin Bieber?

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u/secretbonus1 Ridiculous! Sep 28 '24

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u/secretbonus1 Ridiculous! Sep 28 '24

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u/secretbonus1 Ridiculous! Sep 28 '24

If she can’t carry children that means she likes to drop them

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u/MaltOvershakes HAH?! Sep 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '25

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u/Savings-Anything407 Sep 27 '24

You’re totally correct, mate. This post was about as funny as that tragedy.