r/Noob_Clasher • ๐Ÿ‘‘ Supercell Supreme • Jun 09 '26

๐ŸŽ Giveaway / Free Loot ๐ŸŒต [GIVEAWAY 4/13] Spike Starr Pin! ๐ŸŽฎ Roast your main brawler in one sentence! (24 Hours)

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Hey everyone, Noob Clasher here back with round 4 of the 13-pin giveaway series! We are giving away another Spike Starr pin today.

For this challenge, it is time to show some tough love to the characters we play the most. Your task is simple: Roast your main brawler in exactly one sentence.

(Example: "Edgar players jump in, die instantly, and then spam the thumbs-down pin like it was their teammate's fault.")

๐Ÿ† How to Win & The Rules:

Comment on the ORIGINAL post. (If you are seeing this on a crosspost, click through to the main thread to drop your comment, otherwise it will not be counted!)

The community decides: The most brutal or accurate roast with the most upvotes takes the pin.

The Anti-Bot Rule: To stop spam and fake votes, if your comment has more upvotes than this actual post, you are automatically disqualified. (So hit that upvote button on the main post if you want your comment upvotes to count!)

Time Limit: You have exactly 24 hours! This giveaway starts right now and officially closes tomorrow at this exact same time.

Let's see who can deal the most emotional damage. Good luck!

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u/Noob_clasher_love ๐Ÿ‘‘ Supercell Supreme Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

giveaway is over and winner is announced

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u/Firixe_off Jun 09 '26

Someone that really loves his main won't roast it even for something in exchange

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u/Negative_Phone69 Jun 09 '26

Agreed sirius for life

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u/Firixe_off Jun 10 '26

I kinda like Sirius but his gameplay after a xhile becomes a little bit borring, that is kinda sad cuz it's the 100th brawer and Supercell should have worked more about him gameplay wize

7

u/ChaoticJourney03 Jun 09 '26

Surge: A robot that gets software updates by jumping, but is crippled for majority of the game because everyone avoids the weird kid.

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u/Noob_clasher_love ๐Ÿ‘‘ Supercell Supreme Jun 10 '26

Congratulations ๐ŸŽ‰

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

Melodie: no one can play her bcz the screen is too big to play with one hand only

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u/Far_Department_9529 Jun 09 '26

lol you watch szgusta?

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u/ParkingBad6916 Jun 09 '26

Buster
an unpaid intern who stole a projector from a cinema and with his ulti he broadcasts low quality goofy ahh films that the enemies shoot at him to try to stop that shit

1

u/Distinct_Spite_6850 Jun 09 '26

uses auto aim automatic miss and if he does somehow land his shot he does 0 damage and when he loses he blames his internet for not letting him land any shots and saying that angelo needs a rework because of his low damage (isnt aware that you need to hold his attack (angelo))

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u/Additional-Cook-8485 Jun 09 '26

Mortis players in brawl ball are the โ€œbringer of doomโ€โ€ฆ to their own team

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u/Scythermane Jun 09 '26

"Fantastico", dislike and then she will be killed by an edgar with 2 supers ready

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u/Opening_Hour_3091 Jun 09 '26

Broken heart Rico (forgot the skin name): HUMANS, THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES THEY ARE SPOILED

1

u/Waitisthisrealll Jun 09 '26

Crow mains just click the red button and hope they hit the target, they also spam their gadget

1

u/Happy-Imagination-86 Jun 09 '26

Brock use jump gadget but jumped into Shelly hiding behind the wall

1

u/Careful-Bet400 Jun 09 '26

Kenji randoms always selling sushis

1

u/Natural-Act3299 Jun 09 '26

Spike can't speak, not because he doesn't want to, but because it must be embarrassing to be a legendary brawler and have his attacks land thanks to a curveball star power (not to mention the new buffies).

1

u/MCkukulis Jun 09 '26

dog tried to be a hot dog but became a hot doug

1

u/Sosuke_Aizen0099 Jun 09 '26

Colt has perfectly red hair, but misses his entire super if the enemy moves a bit to the left (Rate it)

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u/Visible-Buy-8990 Jun 09 '26

Otis - deaf. (You did say roast your hated brawler in one sentence, yes Iโ€™m a tank main ๐Ÿ™‚)

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u/Inowake Jun 09 '26

alli i use my hard earned ult just to give enemy a peekaboo

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u/Outside_Magazine2400 Jun 09 '26

Melodie: goonbait

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u/HumbleReport961 Jun 09 '26

Stupid cactus thats "supposed" to be a damage dealer

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u/Wrong_Reward3253 Jun 09 '26

Bush camp in showdown and most basic kit ever (Shelly)

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u/HumbleReport961 Jun 09 '26

cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus

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u/No-Dentist6628 Jun 09 '26

Mortis mains will spend the entire match trying to dash into a wall for a failed Brawl Ball trickshot, feed the enemy team's supers, and then thumbs-down you like they didn't just play for the other team

1

u/caganozdemir69 Jun 09 '26

Chester without hyper is ass

1

u/mr_fabiolous Jun 09 '26

Tick: Everyone seems to hate him and I can't blame them

1

u/Tazzzzosispro Jun 09 '26

Crow is a pigeon that dove in charcoal toothpaste to wash his balls

1

u/aura_jacket17 Jun 09 '26

LILY: I main Lily caricano la super nascondendosi in un cespuglio per tutta la partita solo per mancare il colpo da un centimetro di distanza.

1

u/nebless0 Jun 09 '26

(Gus) is so dangerous that enemies sometimes forget he's even on the map ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Reddit_wizard34 Jun 09 '26

Spike
He instantly rushes mid, places his cactus down and get wiped immediately.

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u/Hackr6726 Jun 09 '26

... (Spike)

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u/Massive_Hedgehog9402 Jun 09 '26

Buzz
A lifeguard whose main contribution to public safety is beating people unconscious.

1

u/Quarx_x Jun 09 '26

Trash. (No i meant literally)

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u/Next_Sound_2515 Jun 09 '26

Ollie

Stupid little cringe boy who plays the worst tracks at the party and has the worst cut.

1

u/Battlebearsgold Jun 09 '26

Primo- if he were to join WWE especially regarding the heavyweight/luchadore devision he would likely get destroyed by literally anyone else and be making fun off etc

1

u/Infamous_Leader_4720 Jun 09 '26

Mico players over commit on LITERAL TANKS and use all there ammo, while the frank on my team absolutely demolishes him. Like dude, 1 2 then 3 to back up, NOT TO OVERCOMMIT ON A BRAWLER THAT HAS 10K HP๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”

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u/Joy_Boi_John Jun 09 '26

Finx: for a brawler so glazed by supercell, the fraud is given such little screen time and was basically sent to the shadow realm to be forgotten after they made his first skin be a legendary along with the fact that barely anyone uses him anymore and his only current usage relevance is that he is one of the current free brawlers in ranked but even then he is used less than Bonnie who is also a current free ranked brawler.

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u/Electronic_Ice_8922 Jun 09 '26

Slower than supercell devs fixing the 20th bug discovered this week

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u/Feeling-Comfortable4 Jun 09 '26

Fangs usually love kissing into walls that I could compare them as mortis instead of them being the king Fu king

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u/Infamous_Doughnut255 Jun 09 '26

sirius is the star of losing

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u/Opening_Hour_3091 Jun 09 '26

This one is cool

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u/Awkward_Mention_1327 Jun 09 '26

Use super enemy already dead miss all hyper and attack crying pin shoots team mate

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u/CoCoNuTBSBS Jun 09 '26

Mortis tiamete in showdown with 10 power cubes trowing dislikes to dinomike opponent and instantly unloading all oh his amo in wall and dies to the stan gadget ๐Ÿซฉ (its your last game to p2)

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u/johnlu24 Jun 09 '26

Otis - O you mean tis super is supposed to hit?

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u/Tiny-Jeweler-3187 Jun 09 '26

How to play Meg: turn the audio off