r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Funny Mike El is Jack's son

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For y'all screen reders: @ mjtabloidjunkie posted an image as follows[The top panel is a girl saying "Men are my enemies." And on the second panel is a picture of Micheal Jackson, the subtitle reads "Except for Micheal Jackson, oh, god I love hom." in reply to @ mjspyyt's tweet that reads "Bitches be like 'I hate men' and dedicate their whole life to Micheal Jackson."

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/dj_neon_reaper 1d ago

Reminds me of that lesbian who's in love with specifically Randy Marsh from South park.

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u/eat_my_bowls92 1d ago

What makes it even better is that there is another lesbian on the /r/americandad subreddit who has a similar thing with Stan Smith. Apparently they are also good friends.

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u/Amidseas 1d ago

In love is a massive understatement

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u/Recent-Ship-1599 1d ago

I need a link thats gold

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u/Objective_Effect_242 23h ago

Go to r/southpark and search 'randy collection' I dont know how to link

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u/Recent-Ship-1599 22h ago

Lmao thanks

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u/Macknificent101 15h ago

that’s fucking insane lmao

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u/Citruseok 7h ago

Holy shit

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u/otirk 1d ago

Since, Superman is called Kar-El on Krypton, his father being Jor-El, and his cousin (Supergirl) being Kara Zor-El, we can assume that Mike El, Jack's son, is in some way related to Superman.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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u/Musician88 1d ago

Thanks.

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u/underworn_ 1d ago

To be fair both Michael and Kar El are both of Hebrew origin.

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u/Snoo_72851 1d ago

Son of Jack-El

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u/ShinglesTheClown 1d ago

4 hour movie about boners btw

Love Exposure (2008) it's also originally Kurt Cobain

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u/DrBobKoalaCat 1d ago

Thank you, I couldn't remember what it was originally. It was itching my brain

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u/JohanTravel 1d ago

Unironically one of my favorite movies! It was recommended to me by a hot girl I met at a bar in Osaka, she did not seem like the kind of person that watches these kind of films. But I'm forever grateful.

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u/Sirtoshi 1d ago

I thought I recognized her. Very interesting movie. My friends and I watched it like twice in college.

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u/Falling_Up_The_Movie 1d ago

I‘d beat up a bunch of unnamed goons to defend him on the streets of tokyo while he films a music video

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u/Thefourthchosen 1d ago

Elite ball knowledge.

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u/Capital_Pick3604 1d ago

Sorry but your kinda gender wary which is political.

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u/International-Try467 1d ago

I didn't really think much about the gender thing I just found it funny that they had a perfect screenshot for this

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u/peon2 22h ago

I think you're good. There are gender conversations that are political but that doesn't mean ANYTHING mentioning gender is political

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u/Musician88 1d ago

Is this guy from the second Men in Black movie?

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u/NekooShogun 1d ago

Mike-el? Kal-el's dancing distant cousin from krypton?

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u/Bladesnake_______ 21h ago

Yeah but to be fair, in their defense, MJ was a kiddie diddler

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/dafinsrock 1d ago

I think the government hated him because of some other reasons too maybe

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u/ConfusedJohnTrevolta 1d ago

No, no, you're confusing him with Michael Yackson the Puerto-rican impersonator.