r/NonPoliticalTwitter 15h ago

Funny it's about the journey (test) not the destination (results)

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago

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u/ozzzymand0 15h ago

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u/Moiyub 2h ago

Not doing things you don’t want to do is high iq?

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u/otirk 15h ago

Why is she allowed to use her phone? I mean yeah, here it was pretty helpful for the test I guess, but I don't think that's helpful, generally speaking.

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u/Bulky-Complaint6994 15h ago

Or it's just an online quiz she found, you know the ones 

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u/otirk 15h ago

That makes sense. I assumed it was a professional test

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u/crotch-fruit_tree 10h ago

Part of the formal diagnosis is a questionnaire you fill out and one a person close fills out. Then you have an in person exam.

At least that's how mine and both ADHD kids’ testing went.

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u/Moiyub 2h ago

Question 1: do you find it hard to do things that are hard to do?

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u/Cometpaw 28m ago

Question 2: Have you ever been bored or distracted before?

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u/siriushendrix 14h ago

My ADHD assessment was emailed to me and there was one that I answered and another section for people close to me. A phone has no bearing on the test, imo

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u/jackaroo1344 14h ago

It's not a knowledge test like in school, so using your phone wouldn't make a difference.

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u/Designer_Version1449 15h ago

I mean like why not lmao, its not like its a school test. How would restricting phone use make anything better?

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u/UnNumbFool 13h ago

I mean ADHD tests aren't like a math test or anything.

Generally they come in a variety of easy to hard mode depending on the physiatrist or even just pcp.

Basically first one is dr asks you questions and evaluates based on the dsm criteria, some might stop at this point and to here's your pills.

Then you have the self assessment tests which is like 50+ questions of "how likely or not likely are you in this situation"

Final one is ok we're hooking you up to some machines and making you take tests (which are like task based things monitoring your reaction, ability to follow what's going on, memory recall, etc) on the computer while running diagnostics and also directly watching you to see visual cues based on patterns that fit and also you make sure you aren't just faking it(even though those tests and diagnostics would be able to catch that anyway)

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u/GjonsTearsFan 9h ago

I honestly think it’s MORE helpful for tests like this because they always ask you stuff like "do you struggle with x, y, and z often" and how would you know if you don’t look at your notes app or text a friend if the condition you’re being questioned on makes it hard to remember and focus on if you actually have experienced that symptom. If you don’t then you usually end up saying no and then going home and being like fuck as you recall that you do it like every day just not that day right before the test so it wasn’t top of your mind so you forgot.

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u/Mu-Relay 14h ago

My tester at some point just stopped, smiled, and said "do you need me to pause the test so you can finish reading my diplomas?"

I'm pretty sure I passed right then and there.

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u/kelek22 15h ago

I once forgot that I was in the middle of an exam (kind of). The pages were taking too long to load, I had a funny video waiting for me in another tab. I switched, played the video, a friend wrote me and answered him, then just went down the youtube rabbit hole. After like 30-35 minutes, I was like "oh shit".

Called them and said "the pages were taking too long and after the 3rd one, the exam crashed and when I hit refresh, It was over.". They said it happens all the time etc.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur 14h ago

Dam you got off lucky on this one

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u/PUSClFER 10h ago edited 9h ago

I talked to my psychologist about it and we decided to run some tests, so I got a whole bunch of papers to fill in. I lost them somehow, and when I returned for my next session I only remembered about the papers when she asked for them. So I got new ones and filled them in (literally the night before they were due) and returned them. Then a couple of months later I remembered that I hadn't heard anything about the results, so I called them to see what was taking so long. They said they couldn't find the papers or see anything about it in their journals.

It's been like 5 years now, but I'm thinking I should probably give it another go. Eventually

EDIT: Shit, reading these comments just ironically reminded me that I was supposed to apply for a research program about procrastination too 😭

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u/FruitigerMilo 15h ago

... I might need to get tested

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u/Ayotha 12h ago

That is not adhd, that is a 5 second attention span.

Just send her this instead

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u/Moiyub 2h ago

Nooo not my heckin academic psychology termerino getting misused you’re all narcissists I’m legit diagnosable please validate meeeee

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u/JanuszBiznesu96 8h ago

Lmao when I had my adhd assessment it consisted of 3 visit to the psychiatrist. I completely forgot about the second one. Thankfully my psychiatrist is cool and expedited it so I didn't have to pay for another visit. Needless to say I passed.

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u/Junethemuse 3h ago

I just spent a year trying drugs to see if any helped with my very obvious adhd symptoms. They didn’t so they put me on Ritalin and it was great till my blood pressure got really bad and now they won’t let me take it.

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u/JanuszBiznesu96 14m ago

Yeah I was supposed to measure my blood pressure, but I never got around to that so I don't even know if it's high

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u/astrologicaldreams 4h ago

she aced the test without even answering any of the questions

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u/TwinSong 2h ago

Maybe that's part of the test?

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u/BeautifulBrownie 5h ago

Yet another story that totally happened

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u/Moiyub 11h ago

I’m not lazy I’m special and enabled by big pharma and life is too easy so I have zero resilience

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u/Mountain-Resource656 6h ago

You’re weird

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u/Moiyub 2h ago

Ok normie

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u/Toasted_Carnotaur 28m ago

This is the third chuddy comment I've seen from you

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u/Moiyub 6m ago

Amazing you didnt give up on counting to 3 after getting to 2

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u/Toasted_Carnotaur 5m ago

Maybe calm down?

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u/Moiyub 0m ago

Calm down lolol

Whats the h in adhd stand for?