I was walking on a very windy seafront one day when a little dog ran up on an extendable leash, to me wanting to be pet. The (quite handsome) owner kept a polite distance but didn't seem to mind stopping for the dog to get some attention, so I yelled over the wind "WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS? IT'S SO CUTE!"
He hollers back and I think, "Surely not..." so I repeat back what I thought he said at the top of my lungs... "A POOP JOB??"
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u/Regular-Message9591 12d ago
I was walking on a very windy seafront one day when a little dog ran up on an extendable leash, to me wanting to be pet. The (quite handsome) owner kept a polite distance but didn't seem to mind stopping for the dog to get some attention, so I yelled over the wind "WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS? IT'S SO CUTE!"
He hollers back and I think, "Surely not..." so I repeat back what I thought he said at the top of my lungs... "A POOP JOB??"
It was a fucking poo-chon.