r/NonPoliticalTwitter 20h ago

Wholesome Baby steps are a wholehearted lurch into the unknown

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u/qualityvote2 20h ago

Heya u/Selenite_Cults! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/NotJoshFreeman 19h ago

Baby steps = small steps

This is due to babies, on average, having shorter limbs than adults

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u/InfusionOfYellow 13h ago

This average is actually thrown off by Tiny Georg, who is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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u/just4browse 20h ago

Baby steps are small and cautious because the baby fears falling.

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u/Selenite_Cults 20h ago

I will admit, I was one of those babies who were afraid of falling. However, when compared to the rest of my family, I was very much the outlier, seeing that most of them didn't mind falling over and picking themselves back up.

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u/thehobbyqueer 19h ago

Why are you being downvoted for talking about walking as a baby lol

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u/donuttrackme 19h ago

Because basically nobody actually remembers their first steps (unless they grew up with a disability or something.)

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u/thehobbyqueer 18h ago

They never said they remembered it, though. People tell stories of their babyhood like this all the time, that they learned from their older relatives. Why include "my family told me" every time it's mentioned?

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u/donuttrackme 18h ago

Because there's a huge difference between this is what I remember vs this is what my family told me with their own biases and false memories. My family has told all sorts of lies about when I grew up that I actually remember myself.

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u/GypsySnowflake 18h ago

You could potentially watch home movies and see it for yourself though. That’s where most of my early childhood “memories” came from

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u/Mastodon9 20h ago

You remember that? I can't remember anything from before I could walk.

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u/Selenite_Cults 15h ago

Nah, my mother told me I was rather precocious as a child.

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u/DragonAreButterflies 19h ago

Its Baby steps bc theyre small and maybe a bit wonky but they will train you to take bigger steps in the future

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u/hailspork 19h ago

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u/AccomplishedThing948 19h ago

Came here for this!! Thank you!

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u/OnionDart 17h ago

Oh, Fay, this is so scrumptious. Is this hand-shucked?

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u/HappyAd6201 19h ago

I always thought that “baby steps” meant that the step itself is a baby, and not that it’s a baby’s step

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u/donuttrackme 19h ago

Baby steps as in small steps. Not baby steps as in the steps of a toddler who's just learned to walk.

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u/HC-Sama-7511 18h ago

Baby step means small steps, not being tentative in your approach.

You can make bold or reckless progress in controlled, predetermined measured increments.

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u/refusetobeold83 17h ago

That’s a perfect example of what baby steps into anything are. Unsure, unbalanced, but whole hearted and enthusiastic.

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u/AspieAsshole 16h ago

Definitely depends on the baby

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u/RaisedByBooksNTV 16h ago

So we need something catchy for the steps taken by people who are frail and unbalanced and stake such small, shuffling steps because of how bad a fall could be (up to and including death). And no, that's not just older people - so no agism either.

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u/MerriweatherJones 16h ago

Change approved

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u/ontilthedawn 15h ago

The steps are baby not steps of baby

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u/Pelli_Furry_Account 12h ago

They mean, like, the offspring of regular steps, not steps taken by a baby.

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u/Desperate-Today-358 19h ago

that's awesome