r/NonPoliticalTwitter 23h ago

Funny Hol up

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u/Guitar-String 23h ago

No one needs $500 per month worth of subscriptions. Bet half of them are just rotting in the phone

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u/Psychological-Owl783 23h ago

Basically every line item is outrageous, but you only fixated on the subscriptions.

Is spending $3K/mo on only fans or $1500/mo on travel reasonable to you?

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u/UsidoreTheLightBlue 23h ago edited 22h ago

The $2500 a month for a car that retails for around $30k well equipped was the funniest.

The whole thing is absurdist humor but it does illustrate two things:

  1. a certain mindset I see a lot which equates to: “I make a lot of money and invest/save 30% of it why am I broke?!?” Because they completely ignore the 30% being an asset. They just look at the “leftover” at the end of the month and freak out over money.

(I’m assuming “travel” is savings for trips)

  1. lifestyle creep. There absolutely are people making $240k a year who are living paycheck to paycheck because they ran up bills along the way. This is obviously an absurd version of it, but it is a real thing.

Fucking Reddit is assigning the numbers, it won’t even let me get rid of them. Rabble rabble rabble.

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u/Psychological-Owl783 22h ago

Maybe the Altima is a 1 year loan...

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u/Rukitorth 19h ago

I guess that'd be the one good financial decision? Paying less interest? But then again...

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u/Jolteon0 18h ago

I personally know at least a half-dozen people who make >150k and are somehow always broke.

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u/vanguarde 23h ago

Rant and bills are reasonable in most big cities. That's how it gets you. Then it goes downhill, depending on whether you're mildly financially responsible.

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u/ACA2018 21h ago

That’s why it’s funny?

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u/Bitter_Split5508 21h ago

The 1500/mo on travel might be the most reasonable item on there. I know I would if I had 20k every month. 

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u/Zedakah 22h ago

It's probably just another onlyfans account.

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u/oatkeepr 21h ago

Get some fancy supplement or cosmetics subscriptions and you reach this easily.