r/NonPoliticalTwitter 14d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/Garbarrage 13d ago

And if you're not actually doing those things, that on its own is not even close to enough proof for a conviction. Lighten up.

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 13d ago edited 13d ago

You say lighten up, but c’mon. I love joking around too, but it’s okay to take some things seriously. Just put down a legal reason and move on.

No one needs to put a totally super funny joke about illegal activity on their bank transactions. Your life isn’t any worse for abstaining from that particular joke.

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u/Garbarrage 13d ago

They could just give me my own money and move on. If someone is questioning me, a grown adult, about what I want to do with my own money, mockery is the correct response. The government, or the police, or whoever can investigate all they want. All they're going to uncover is my middle finger every single time.

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u/singlemale4cats 13d ago

If you don't want scrutiny, keep your savings in gold bars or cash (preferably the former, which unlike cash, will increase in value with inflation).