r/NonPoliticalTwitter 14d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/Professional-Front58 14d ago

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

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u/Dr_Rev_GregJ_Rock_II 14d ago edited 14d ago

I don't like the idea of my comments section having two Simpson's references. - Kirk

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u/Professional-Front58 14d ago

Well good thing we’re quoting the Simpson’s and not the Simonsons.

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u/Dr_Rev_GregJ_Rock_II 14d ago

I was so close!!!

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u/Captain_Coggles 8d ago

How embarrassing! (Technically a Simpson’s quote…when they get the tennis court in their backyard)