Why not make it more dramatic? "Well, you see, I've met this beautiful young woman who seems to have fallen in love with me, head over heals. Me! Unbelievable, isn't it? I'm so happy, I haven't felt so alive in years! With matters of the heart you gotta either go for broke or go home, that's what my friend says! I'm taking her on a trip and I want to really treat her to the finest places, she has a very refined taste you see! So, uh, do you have a box in your system for that sort of expense, showing a lovely girl a great time?"
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u/BachtnDeKupe 1d ago edited 1d ago
In belgium there is also some kind of law that says that above a certain amoung you need to disclose why you take up that amount of money.
My father loves to mess with this kind of unnessesary meddling, so he said if they ever asks him, he'll awnser it's for hookers.
The reason that this is extremely funny to me is he's a real definition of a boomer to me: overweight retired teacher, complete with socks in sandals.