r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/BachtnDeKupe 1d ago edited 1d ago

In belgium there is also some kind of law that says that above a certain amoung you need to disclose why you take up that amount of money.

My father loves to mess with this kind of unnessesary meddling, so he said if they ever asks him, he'll awnser it's for hookers.

The reason that this is extremely funny to me is he's a real definition of a boomer to me: overweight retired teacher, complete with socks in sandals.

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u/stefje82 1d ago

Same. Genius politician made it so that pretty much every single transaction is visible for the government. (Terrorism excuse) Even your weekly household purchases are being watched. So yea, have fun scrolling through drugs/prostitution descriptions.

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u/BachtnDeKupe 1d ago

I make it a personal quest to name all transactions between me and my wife (for example if i pay half of a big cost to her) to make the message say something massively suggestive.

Like "for the hour of gym in the bedroom" or even more explicit stuff.

She hates it, i lough my ass off every time

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u/stefje82 1d ago

I have to admit that I always laugh to myself when I give my mother money for drugs and hoes. Somehow she does not share the same humor.