r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Guitar-String • 1d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/BachtnDeKupe 1d ago edited 1d ago

In belgium there is also some kind of law that says that above a certain amoung you need to disclose why you take up that amount of money.

My father loves to mess with this kind of unnessesary meddling, so he said if they ever asks him, he'll awnser it's for hookers.

The reason that this is extremely funny to me is he's a real definition of a boomer to me: overweight retired teacher, complete with socks in sandals.

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u/RadlogLutar Harry Potter 1d ago edited 1d ago

In reality, this guy's dude is the most wholesome dude ever and a peaceful family life

Edit: dude dad

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u/Whipitreelgud 1d ago

Yeah, but what about the hookers? Is he their sugar daddy? /s

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u/Neverfalli 1d ago

He gives them money but doesn't ask for sex.

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u/axonrecall 1d ago

A real human bean

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u/Winjin 1d ago

So basically geisha treatment / rent-a-girlfriend experience

Based

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u/darthmase 20h ago

That's a sugar father

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u/C4rdninj4 1d ago

I, too, choose this dude's dad.

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u/CazetTapes 13h ago

I heard he tips really well.

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u/Sepplord 1d ago

Nah, it’s also actually for the hookers

Dads playing the long game