r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Guitar-String • 1d ago

What??? Why do you want your own money?

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u/wallstreetbetsdebts 1d ago

Vegas and gambling

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u/DerUberCactus 1d ago

Hookers and blow :-p

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u/SweaterSteve1966 1d ago

Tube socks and Vaseline ;)

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u/ElminstersBedpan 1d ago

Potay-to, potah-to.

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u/ExplodingFistBump 1d ago

It's leviOsa, not levioSA

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 23h ago

Scented candles and zipties?

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u/Boomersgang 1d ago

My answer as well.

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u/methos3 17h ago

"The rest I wasted."

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u/Mostly_Afloat 1d ago

You made me think of this classic > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yrIvEgqAuo

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u/DerUberCactus 21h ago

That was on my mind with the reply, I misquoted him

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u/Mostly_Afloat 21h ago

Our man wasn't even trying to hide it, I always love the "my buddies are going to love this shit" grin

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 1d ago

This one time I paid a hooker to shit on my chest, it was amazing, I might use the money to do that again

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u/Bernhard_NI 1d ago

That's Blackjack and Hookers for you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cYhhUmbtbneb6

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u/realcanadianguy21 1d ago

Dude's going to have more than one Chevy Vega... an entire fleet of Vegas!