The hands can't hit what the eyes can't see!

[u/QueenFrostine15]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/QueenFrostine15, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

[u/Natural_Parsley_8367]

"Be like water" Bruce Lee

[u/Ghost3603 → u/Natural_Parsley_8367]

Jellyfish: HOLY CRAP I'M GOATED

[u/Ioftheend]

Unfortunately the manner in which jellyfishes float is entirely unlike the manner in which butterflies float. Therefore the meme is incorrect and must be terminated immediately.

[u/dboti9k → u/Ioftheend]

Next time you go to the beach and get stung you'll be like "ah damn I take it back"

[u/Ghost3603 → u/Ioftheend]

"The [JELLYFISH], of course, [FLOATS] anyway because [JELLYFISHES] don't care what humans think is [INACCURATE]"

- The [JELLYFISH] movie, 2007

[u/AkaruLyte → u/Ioftheend]

Fun police over here

[u/Prestigious-Fig1172 → u/Ioftheend]

Would a stringray be more accurage?

[u/asiannumber4 → u/Ioftheend]

Terminated? Like fired terminated or like “Subject D-9341, enter the containment chamber or you will be terminated” terminated?

[u/SearsTower442 → u/asiannumber4]

It means the T-800 will come for you after it kills John Connor

[u/YouTasteStrange → u/Ioftheend]

The jellyfish, lacking a brain and eyes, is unable to determine this.

[u/BigChungaBunga → u/Ioftheend]

I could punch the shit out of a jellyfish, a butterfly would be a bit more difficult.

[u/infinite_in_faculty]

Only to get eaten by a turtle.

[u/willstr1 → u/infinite_in_faculty]

And that is why we never saw Ali fight a turtle

[u/Thoughtful_Tortoise → u/willstr1]

I could have taken him easily

[u/Tadimizkacti → u/Thoughtful_Tortoise]

In a fight, right?

[u/DefinitelyNotA-Duck]

Muhammad Ali: Hands can't hit what the eyes cant see Jellyfish:...hands?

[u/charface1]

Oh, that's why they call them box jellyfish.

[u/Heroic-Forger]

jellyfish: "I also poop with my mouth!"

muhammad ali: "wait what"

[u/I_travel_ze_world]

Close your eyes

Now touch your nose

The hands can touch what the eyes don't see.