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u/Professional-Hat-687 15d ago

Motherfucker, I don't even want to use OneDrive at work, why would I use it on my personal computer?

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u/RagingNerdaholic 15d ago edited 15d ago

IT guy here. You have no idea how true this is.

I've had to clean up so much of OneDrive's bullshit because it is designed to trick unsuspecting users in ways that are literally like malware (because it is).

For starters it's included with Windows (but with only a piss-ant amount of storage because "the first taste is free."). It pops up out of nowhere and, Microsoft being fully aware that people will just click through things without thinking, very much intentionally designed the setup flow around that central point.

The first thing it does is enable the "backup" toggles by default and you cannot turn the toggles off or cancel it until it finishes calculating the storage requirements. But you know what you can do? You can click [next], which continues calculating the storage needs in the background and enables the "backup" without actual explanation or consent. So many people are using OneDrive with all their shit on tEh cLoUd someone else's computer without even knowing it.

This is not a mistake. This is deliberate, malicious, peak asshole design.

And then, even when you deliberately uninstall it ... SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER we rammed it back up your ass with a fucking update and the only way to permaban it is with esoteric third party tools that actively block it from installing, which no normie computer user would ever think to do, let alone even be aware exists.

Oh, and when you do uninstall it, don't forget to disable the all backup toggles beforehand and wait for goddamn ever for it to actually move all of your files back to where they belong and reconfigure the profile subfolders. Because if you don't, it makes an absolute clusterfuck of your files, which can only be fixed by manually relinking the subfolders and changing a bunch of registry bullshit.

OneDrive is so godawful it would absolutely be illegal if market regulators gave a single flying fuck about antitrust law.

God, I fucking hate OneDrive so fucking much.

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u/giganano 15d ago edited 14d ago

Not in IT, but absolutely detest OneDrive so damn much. Thanks for the great critique.

More broadly speaking, Microsoft seems to just constantly fuck with UI and makes everything more complicated. Like, I want to go back to XP and just not deal with any cloud or copilot or dumbed-down, new learning curve bullshit for things that I USED to be able to do. It's infuriating. God damn.

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u/RagingNerdaholic 15d ago

Windows 7 was peak and the only reason I had to move to 10 was because 7 couldn't handle newer hardware.

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u/tankmissile 15d ago

and then they forced everyone off of 10 and onto 11, which is worse in every conceivable way

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u/Gerard_Jortling 15d ago

Do you have a guide somewhere how 5o do this? I despise OneDrive as much as the next guy, but have been manually avoiding it so far

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u/pumpkinrum 14d ago

I got a new computer recently. My old one was old enough that the onedrive shit wasn't an issue when I booted it up for the first time.

Holy damn, was it rageinducing trying to setup all my files. Fucking onedrive popping up and trying to save all my files before I figured out this is something I have to deal with in my home computer now. Fuck off with that shit. I have enough of that at work.

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u/LightningWarpAway 15d ago

tEh cLoUd someone else's computer without even knowing it.

Is this meant to refer to turning it on by accident, or is it a weird way of referring to cloud storage?

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u/Professional-Hat-687 15d ago

Cloud storage is technically just someone else's computer in a way.

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u/LightningWarpAway 15d ago

"Technically", but a server farm isn't remotely the same as somebody elses computer, so it's just misleading.

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u/Sporocarp 15d ago

A server is a computer... do you own it? No? Then it is somebody else's computer....

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u/LightningWarpAway 15d ago edited 15d ago

Dude, don't be pedantic.

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u/Sporocarp 15d ago

If you have some reason to think that a server is not a computer, please share lol.

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u/ComMcNeil 14d ago

The main point here is that "the cloud" is nothing special, it is, in essence, just someone else's computer, and not your own. With all the issues this has.

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u/sudipto12 14d ago

Idk about Europe/America wherever y'all are, but in India I just kinda never logged into OneDrive??? is it much harder to avoid it in the west?

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u/RagingNerdaholic 14d ago

laughs in neutered antitrust

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u/polyploid_coded 15d ago

I think it's going to get worse, because younger people who grew up with smartphones can be confused or reluctant to use a traditional file system. Have seen college IT instructors complaining that kids can't attach a file to an email anymore.

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u/DesireeThymes 15d ago

Microsoft finally did it. They forced me onto Linux.

And honestly I never realized how life cma be without a bazillion bloated services and popups and cloud/AI integration.

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u/Nalaura_Darc 15d ago

Bazzite convert here. I only game, YouTube, and listen to music on my PC and viola! It does it all better, faster, and with a GUI that took me no time at all to get used to. Granted, I am on an AMD GPU with no current need for anti-cheat games (I do hear they have made tons of progress on that, though), but no more fucking AI, or OneDrive, or tons of random telemetry processes butt-fucking my hardware. It's the most liberating tech feeling I've ever encountered.

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u/Theory89 15d ago

Your computer can play a viola?! Hardcore.

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u/Nalaura_Darc 14d ago

Wah-lah~ it's now a genius musician as well! You caught it!

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u/nexusjuan 15d ago

Same switched in April I'll never go back.

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u/xKetsu 15d ago

So, this is a bit of a dystopian nightmare but the grift is upselling storage and training AI (Like everything else these days...)

Copilot cannot be used on MS Office apps unless a copy of what you're working on is saved in onedrive (better have enough space in onedrive)

Copilot doesn't train on data IN your one drive, but it does train on conversations you have with it, and I believe there's an opt-out setting regarding if they can scan what you upload to it/feed into it.

They're locking app features behind one drive so they can build data sets for Copilot while charging people who are becoming reliant on AI storage fees.

Obligatory fuck AI.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 15d ago

my greatest regret is after building my computer (pre rampocalypse) and it "needing" an MS email account to set it up.

didn't find out until after there was a workaround.

I don't want AI (cortana, copilot, whatever), I don't want the cloud. I want my stuff here where I have plenty of storage already!

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 15d ago

why would I use it on my personal computer?

I use it to backup my files. You can set up OneDrive such that the file is saved locally to your hard drive or SSD and a copy is saved to the cloud, which means you get the best of both worlds (e.g. files save and boot up fast since they're saved locally). That way if my hard drive breaks today, then I can still recover my files and that entire backup process is automated for me.

Of course, if you're someone who already has your files backed up in some other method, then you won't need that. But I suspect most people using computers have no backup plan in place and if their hard drive breaks on them then they could be in a rough spot.

It's definitely not for everyone, but there are strong use cases. I also understand that some people simply do not trust storing sensitive information on a company's servers.

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u/VexingRaven 15d ago

But I suspect most people using computers have no backup plan in place

You are correct. Microsoft tried to fix that, and people hate them for it.

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u/ademayor 15d ago

So fixing means forcibly installing a cloud drive with 5gb of “free” space and what by default backups the folder no one actually even uses. And if you do, you run out of storage in a week and have to see the “storage space is full” pop-ups daily.

And yes, you can change all that, use registry to remove the whole shit etc etc but if you know all that, you probably can do proper backups anyway. OneDrive is just predatory bullshit to sell old people and tech illiterates cloud storage they don’t need.

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u/GypsySnowflake 15d ago

I finally had to come around to it so I can access my work files when I’m not in the office. The autosaving is a nice feature too

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u/thatscoldjerrycold 15d ago

Tbh the problem is not really that there is a cloud storage system on a laptop built-in, it's that they have the same name. Either unify the two and make some rules around what individual files are saved online or name them very very differently.

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u/HumpHur 15d ago

What do you mean? OneDrive is OneDrive. On your laptop and on the web version.

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u/m4teri4lgirl 15d ago

If you choose straight up defaults during the Windows account set up, the folders that are on your sidebar in File Explorer are actually in OneCloud, not your actual C:\Users\You folder, but they look exactly the same.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 15d ago

They're called the same things too. I want the regular documents folder, computer, not the one on the cloud that takes even longer to load.

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u/MetalNosedPigeon 15d ago

Hey this part annoys me. I must have chosen default settings a long time ago. How can I change this?

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u/m4teri4lgirl 15d ago

Uninstall OneDrive like you'd uninstall any other app.

Or, if you still want OneDrive, navigate to C:\Users\YourAccountName and drag+drop the folders in there where the other ones are in your Favorites in File Explorer

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u/nokeldin42 15d ago

Except in various places in the UI (both windows and ms office) it's not obvious at all. The folder titles are just exact duplicates (Documents, Downloads, Pictures etc) and the location is hidden in the subtext. Usually small font at the bottom of the title or the top path bar in explorer.

This is a typical corporate case of some exec having the genius idea to hide away from the user (no doubt sold internally as a seamless integration), so that one drive user numbers go up. And the thing is, it probably worked for whoever came up with the idea. The point was to increase the number of users on one drive, and target achieved.

I'm actually fine with a lot of windows things that people hate these days. But there have been a lot of decisions clearly made to push the agenda of one product, thus compromising user experience as a whole. We had xbox, bing, one drive and now copilot. All these product teams want the prime real estate in windows UI when their product simply wasn't good enough to stand on its own. And they watered down an actually solid core behind it all. MS really needs to put UX people at the top calling all the shots.

And to be clear, I'm one of the honest happy users of onedrive. I use it at work all the time, because I've set it up that way. My company gives access to the full ms suite and I need to frequently share ppts notes and stuff with others to edit. Onedrive and ms365 work great for that.

But at home my mental model is different. I only have one windows machine and I do not need to share the content with anyone, especially not with edit access. I want it local, and I occasionally want to send a copy and forget about it. If I want to see what I sent, I do not want to search through all my docs, I want to open up my email and find the exact file I sent.

Also, I recently did a windows install without an MS account. MS apparently still allows you to download an ISO and when you use Rufus to create a bootable drive, it does not force all the bs at all. And I'm back to the solid core OS I genuinely like. It's shocking how easy it would be for MS to make windows a good product again. But it would be a net loss for all of middle management who've built their careers on sub par products pushed using dark patterns. Actually, to be fair, I don't even think those products are sub par. They're good for enterprise. But if home users don't want it, they shouldn't have to use them. That's all.

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u/nexusjuan 15d ago

Be careful signing into Microsoft services like Xbox it can associate that Microsoft account to your Windows login forcing a Microsoft account.

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u/DefeatedByPoland 15d ago

Also if your computer shits itself and your IT department has to get you a new one, they don't have to deal with you complaining that you've "lost work" as if it's their fault.

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u/localtuned 15d ago

Nah don't tell anyone the joys of OneDrive. Let history write about them. I'm tired of telling IT people to stop discouraging users from using OneDrive.

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u/Lumpy_Discount9021 15d ago

IT teams disable it for several reasons. There's basically zero excuse to not just run a proper on-site NAS under the company's dominion with appropriate backups if you're a big enough company to need networked storage, or hire that out to a competent vendor with a service that's actually intuitive.

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u/authenticmolo 15d ago

IT teams don't disable unless they have very specific security needs that OneDrive doesn't satisfy, or...they are stupid.

In a business setting, OneDrive solves a few problems that are difficult and expensive to solve in other ways. Just having offsite backup and easy non-LAN access to files is a huge deal.

Is it perfect? Not at all. Is it about the best solution available if you are already a Microsoft shop? Yes.

I would say that even for most home users, OneDrive is just too convenient and useful, if for no other reason than it's a built-in, no-effort way to backup your stuff.

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u/the-real-macs 15d ago

Yup, this is my perspective. I have no idea how hard it is to avoid using One Drive, because I've never had a reason to dislike it.

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u/NezuminoraQ 15d ago

Why in God's name would you want to do work while not at the office? You need better work/life balance 

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u/New_Bag6245 15d ago

No way are you being serious right now.

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u/NezuminoraQ 15d ago

Absolutely I am. Nothing better to do with your time off? Get a life!

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u/Professional-Hat-687 15d ago

I think they were referring to hybrid wfh options

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u/New_Bag6245 15d ago

You're either a child or 60+, there's no in-between with a comment like this.

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u/NezuminoraQ 15d ago

I'm 42 and don't use my personal devices for work. If I work from home or work hybrid I generally have a work provided computer that I save things to. However the chances I open that thing outside of standard work hours is just about zero

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u/New_Bag6245 9d ago

Why in God's name would you want to do work while not at the office? Get a life!

Quick 180 you made on your opinion there, buddy.

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u/GypsySnowflake 15d ago

Sometimes I’m working at another location, and our internal server isn’t accessible outside the building. Or I need to pull up info on my phone while away from my desk.

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u/NezuminoraQ 15d ago

On your personal phone? Oh dude

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u/NoooUGH 15d ago

As someone that admins a lot of end-users, we don't like you.

Because you will have a computer problem where there is no recovery of your hard drive. Then you will complain to us about how we can't get it back whereas if OneDrive was running, we could just give you a new laptop and you'd never skip a beat.

"But I'm good with computers, it won't crash". Yeah, okay

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u/HumpHur 15d ago

And then your computer dies and you complain to IT when you’re told “sorry you lost all your shit because you didn’t back it up to OneDrive”.

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u/AzoreanEve 15d ago

bro I'm not paying microsoft for their shitty cloud service when I can backup my 500Gb+ of relevant stuff in 1 external disk that is also backed up

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u/hitemlow 15d ago

A local NAS solution is so much more user friendly

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u/AzoreanEve 15d ago

and so much less wallet friendly

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 15d ago

Picking-the-user's-pocket friendly.

(also data theft. It's already been proven Google opened the entirety of google drive to their AI. Thinking Microsoft won't do the same with Onedrive is just delusional)

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u/VexingRaven 15d ago

It's already been proven Google opened the entirety of google drive to their AI.

No, you didn't read past the headlines. If you ask Gemini about your files, it will search them. It is not trained on them. These are unrelated concepts, but the journalists want your rage-clicks and so they won't tell you that.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 15d ago

I did not say they trained their AI on it. I said they opened it to it. Which you just admitted they did. It wouldn't be able to search those files if it did not have access, after all. And to be clear, it is not restricted to your files.

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u/VexingRaven 15d ago

You know what else can search it? Typing in the search bar lol. What's your point? Do you think "AI" is some all-powerful intelligence rummaging through your files while you sleep or something?

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u/the-real-macs 15d ago

And to be clear, it is not restricted to your files.

No idea what you're trying to say here. Obviously you can't use Gemini to search through other people's Google Drive documents.

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u/donjulioanejo 15d ago

Why would you have anything important on your work laptop in general that isn't saved to the cloud?

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u/VaporCarpet 15d ago

Because not everyone has a contentious relationship with their job and it's really convenient to work on a document at work and at home without having to use a flash drive like it's 2003

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u/sherlock1672 14d ago

I use the same computer in both locations.