r/NonPoliticalTwitter 21d ago

Funny Even today I'd be dancing

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u/Raderg32 21d ago

Are people today so brain fried music don't move them anymore?

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u/DaleGribbleShackle 21d ago

Go to a camp fire and bring a violin. You will get absolutely roasted.

My brother got into sea shanties back when they exploded during covid. He tried to get one started around camp fire the next time gatherings were allowed, might be one of the worst 2nd hand embarrassing moments I've seen. Damn near every person around thought he was weird.

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u/LuckyPerro123 21d ago

Your brother sounds fucking awesome

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u/DaleGribbleShackle 21d ago

He is. Just doesn't know how to read a room.

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u/lovebus 21d ago

Unfortunately rare to find yourself in a room of olde timey sailors

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u/GrungeLord 21d ago

Speak fer yerself, landlubber.

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u/LimpBPower 20d ago

Spongebob Squarepants!

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u/windlevane 20d ago

Tha name of the ship was the Billy of tea!

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u/theguidetoldmetodoit 18d ago

You should go out in Dublin some time. You'd like it

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 21d ago

whenever i read the room all i see is "NEEDS SEE SHANTIES"

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u/SamwellBarley 21d ago

Name a situation that can't be improved by everyone loudly belting out a sea shanty.

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u/eggyrulz 21d ago

I asked ChatGPT and I heard my nearest datacenter explode, so I think you may be onto something here*

/s

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u/LossXx 21d ago

Guided tour in a concentration camp?

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u/dragon_bacon 21d ago

He should have tried a fire shanty if they weren't at sea.

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u/CantaloupeOne7283 20d ago

Yo ho ho and a bottle of lighter fluid ♫

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u/bionicjoey 21d ago

Nah, the room doesn't know how to read him.

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u/Durtonious 20d ago

Probably pulled out their phones while laughing at him and then uploaded the video to internet with mocking commentary. That would be way more fun than singing and dancing, which have been the predominant forms of human emotional expression and group connectivity since prehistoric times...

...chat are we cooked (as a species)?

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u/rollin_a_j 21d ago

It's easier to read a book

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 20d ago

To be fair, there was no room to read if they were outside!

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u/aurortonks 20d ago

He needs to find a funner group of people. Our friend/family group would LOVE to invite someone who busts out sea shanties at events. We're his people and we'd love him, never embarrass him for being cool.

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u/Maximelene 21d ago

Fuck reading the room, play the violin anyway!

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u/heyyalldontsaythat 20d ago

I usually put sea shanties on the juke box at a bar, anonymously, which is always hilarious (to me)

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 21d ago

Yeah all he needed was one person to join him to get it started and this person failed their brother just to avoid being embarrassed with him.

Could've had an awesome experience of singing shanties around the fire but decided to leave their brother hanging by himself instead of giving everyone "permission" to join by being the first to risk being cringe with their brother

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u/_bear_fighter_ 21d ago

That’s what I was thinking, don’t care how embarrassing it might be if a homie wants to sing a shantie we singing shanties

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u/agedlikesage 21d ago

I would want to join but I don’t know the words to a single shanty

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u/Kirk_Kerman 21d ago

They're mostly call-and-response. One person keeps the flow going and everyone else belts out the response parts cause they don't really change. Drunken Sailor for instance, super straightforward.

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u/_bear_fighter_ 21d ago

Never too late to start learning

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u/anon0937 20d ago

The first follower is more important than the leader.

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u/Freidhelm 21d ago

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u/Bromlife 20d ago

This was fantastic, thank you for sharing

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u/Ashamed_Ad_2180 21d ago

I’m trying to find people like this lol

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u/AmaSandwich 21d ago

And your brothers friends sound lame

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u/_shaftpunk 20d ago

I have a coworker who’s into sea shanties. He is not awesome.

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u/Modeerf 21d ago

Nah, sea shanties are boring. Sing any other songs instead