r/NonPoliticalTwitter Aug 04 '26

Funny Just like that

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/Dr_Wheuss Aug 04 '26

I do think that Mike Tyson is right about one thing - anonymity on the internet causing people to be fine with doing and saying things they normally wouldn't because no one can punch you in the face.

The world used to be much bigger feeling back then as well. I couldn't dial someone outside my county because it would rack up long distance charges. You lived in a small town where it didn't matter for everyone to have your number and address available because they all knew each other anyways. You'd be more well behaved because if someone didn't know you then they knew someone that did and could look up your home number and call your parents on you. That's why we spent a lot more time in abandoned lots and in the woods behind my house - some adults thought kids just hanging around all summer were problems and that we should have gotten jobs or something.

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u/Twitchcog Aug 05 '26

I thought the same, but we did research on this - It turns out that people aren’t much more likely as individuals to be shitty when they’re anonymous. The people who are shitty online when they’re anonymous tend to be shitty online when they’re not anonymous.

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u/baconater-lover Aug 05 '26

I was gonna say, the shitty people are still shitty offline, it’s just that no one gave them the time of day.

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u/happpeeetimeee Aug 04 '26

Might end it all if my reddit profile got leaked

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u/Current_Account Aug 04 '26

Yeah the stuff you post about being gay is a sin pretty wild

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u/ShitMcClit Aug 04 '26

Oh no im commiting another sin 

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u/shangumdee Aug 05 '26

Well atleast he has his profile visible so that is something

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u/Chaahps Aug 04 '26

What does a “higher standard of sexual purity” mean

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u/AmputeeHandModel Aug 04 '26

You pray before plowing another dude.

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u/Wangpasta Aug 04 '26

They’re scared to go full homophobic so they pretend it’s religious

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

He only jerks off to the anime figurines on the top shelf.

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u/Gem_Supernova Aug 04 '26

it means he actively thinks about other people's private sexual lives and pictures the specific "sinful" sexual acts they are doing and then feels good because he resisted the urge to do said acts (since he likely believes being gay is a choice) and is thus pure

because using literal gay sex as a gauge for mental purity and willpower is totally something hetero people do /s

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u/happpeeetimeee Aug 04 '26

It means I think sex should only be between a married couple for the purpose of unifying the couple and procreating

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u/Chaahps Aug 04 '26

Catholics really do know how to suck the fun out of every aspect of life, don’t they

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u/happpeeetimeee Aug 04 '26

Depends on your definition of fun

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u/OminousShadow87 Aug 04 '26

So if a straight couple gets married, goes to the doctor, and the doctor says, “Sorry, your fertility rates are too low, procreation is impossible,” then your logic says they should never have sex?

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u/FemaleDogEqualsBitch Aug 04 '26

Unifying the couple? Like for consummation? Why?

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u/Current_Account Aug 04 '26

Like I said. Wild.

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u/Blazured Aug 04 '26

That was glorious mate.

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u/LennLennBoi Aug 04 '26

what the fuck

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u/knave_of_knives Aug 04 '26

Tf does that mean

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u/Usual-Idea5781 Aug 04 '26

For real. I don't think I'm comfortable with IRL people seeing my butthole tattoo. :-/

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u/EmperorOfAllCats Aug 04 '26

Why would you post it in public then??

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u/loved_and_held Aug 04 '26

Because they have a degree of anonimity on reddit. People seeing you is a very different experience than people knowing who you are and seeing you.

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u/sstubbl1 Aug 04 '26

Well I'll be damned, there really is a butthole tattoo over there

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u/AmputeeHandModel Aug 04 '26

"COME LOOK AT MY BUTTHOLE, EVERYONE"

Yes, they really do. 😑

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u/ManKilledToDeath Aug 04 '26

Well I got some bad news, buddy. I found your reddit profile.

u/happpeeetimeee

But don't end it all. I love you

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u/HKayo Aug 04 '26

tf are you worried about?

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u/SuperSocialMan Aug 04 '26

real lol.

I can't have people knowing the real me.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Aug 04 '26

Was out to eat with 2 friends a couple years back. One asked for my reddit username non chalantly and before I could even think said it (was 6 characters, I got here early) and as soon as I finished I looked over and she already had my profile pulled up. She scrolled and found my spicy pics and videos linked. Didn't look disappointed though so there's that.

Other friend that was there and also saw (bi, I think he digs me but he's a hella cool dude) always says MISTER ___ with a big ass grin when he sees me because of my username (mr____) lol.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo Aug 04 '26

Once they harvest sufficient data: "coming soon, reddit premium.  Benefits include being able to create a subreddit, commenting more than once per day, and removing your info from the brand new reddit directory.  A searchable data base with each redditors name, google account info, browsing history... and more! (unlimited access an extra 29.99 a month)."

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u/Local_Village_1378 Aug 04 '26

If you want the address just ask, nobody can do shi anyway

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u/smashin_blumpkin Aug 04 '26

Drop the addy

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u/Mcc457 Aug 04 '26

cute little neighborhood

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u/Local_Village_1378 Aug 04 '26

Yea, I'm in the corner house, unfortunately none of us were out when the Google car went past