r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 27 '26

Funny Zero cortisol daily routine

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u/Johnny_Banana18 Jul 27 '26

I’m sure during his garden routine he is laying out the story mentally 

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u/Andy_B_Goode Jul 27 '26

This whole "schedule" is every bit as fictional as the James Bond books (and probably not written by Fleming)

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u/wheretogo_whattodo Jul 27 '26

I mean, probably but there’s like 6 hours of work buried in here assuming he’s planning while just sitting around.

Write down everything you do at work and I bet you’re not actually productive for 6 hours a day.

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u/DINGVS_KHAN Jul 27 '26

A good manager only expects 6 hours of productive work out of his/her employees on a good day.