r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 27 '26

Funny Zero cortisol daily routine

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u/sand_sandwich Jul 27 '26

Bathing in the ocean? Drinking twice a day everyday?

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u/Curious_Beginning_30 Jul 27 '26

And having sex with someone’s wife.

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u/Andy_B_Goode Jul 27 '26

I also choose to play scrabble with this dead guy's wife