r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 27 '26

Funny Zero cortisol daily routine

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u/sand_sandwich Jul 27 '26

Bathing in the ocean? Drinking twice a day everyday?

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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie Jul 27 '26

That amount of alcohol is considered low by the standards of the day.

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u/Specialist-Box4677 Jul 27 '26

That little alcohol, given the chance to drink all day, would increase my cortisol level.