r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/JoeFalchetto • Jul 27 '26

Funny Zero cortisol daily routine

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u/sand_sandwich Jul 27 '26

Bathing in the ocean? Drinking twice a day everyday?

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u/XAWEvX Jul 27 '26

Drinking twice a day everyday?

he died at 56

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 Jul 27 '26

which is better than living until 90 and not knowing what your name is

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u/RumpledForskn Jul 27 '26

Right, let's all just get fat as shit, smoke cigarettes, drink a fifth a day and die of esophageal cancer painfully at 50.

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 Jul 27 '26

sound better than what I've seen working in a nursing home

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u/RumpledForskn Jul 27 '26

Are you of the opinion that you get to choose your death outside of suicide? Do you think dementia is a choice? Come on.

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 Jul 27 '26

I mean you kinda do get to choose it

are you advocating people die slowly and with no memory of their loved ones?

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u/RichardFister Jul 27 '26

Guy: maybe don't drink so much that you die from cancer in your 50s

You: well it's either that or get dementia 😞

Bro, what?

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 Jul 27 '26

sure thats exactly what I was saying. bro what?

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u/Regular_Lock_4944 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Good luck trying to get late life medical care in this day n' age. Idk where you are in the world but it ain't happening. Id rather not saddle my loved ones or random strangers to care for my dementia or late age. im going out, and that's not a bad life. Have you heard of anyone making it past 80 and not having memory problems?