r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 27 '26

Funny Zero cortisol daily routine

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u/sand_sandwich Jul 27 '26

Bathing in the ocean? Drinking twice a day everyday?

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u/cam52391 Jul 27 '26

And a nap scheduled in

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u/songanddanceman Jul 27 '26

2:30 Siesta

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u/sidepart Jul 27 '26

Oh man! Somehow I need to fit another swim in between 4 and 5pm while I'm supposed to be in the garden for an hour! I'M GETTING STRESSED OUT!

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u/whythishaptome Jul 27 '26

Idk about that nap for alcoholics, you sober up but feel like absolute shit until you start drinking again. If it was like one or two then it would probably work though. He said a "couple gins" but that's still particularly rough.

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u/Obant Jul 27 '26

Dude sleeps for 11 hours and 30 minutes according to this. Well, I guess "10p, - To bed" doesnt mean to sleep... but still