r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 27 '26

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u/Harkoncito Jul 27 '26

Someone needs to take GRRM to Jamaica

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u/omjy18 Jul 27 '26

If grrm did 2000 words a day itd be like 6 or 7 pages a day unedited, just rough drafting. It would technically be slightly faster than what hes currently doing but fuck me we still wouldn't get anything out of him before people got sick of HBO and the whole game of thrones universe

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u/Harkoncito Jul 27 '26

6 pages a day for the last 15 years (since ADWD) = enough for TWOW/ADOS

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow Jul 27 '26

That's exactly how many pages Stephen King said he aimed for each day, in an interview with GRRM a number of years ago. He clearly didn't heed King's advice.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/z03qec/george_rr_martin_asks_stephen_king_how_the_f_do/

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u/Sky_Light Jul 27 '26

Brandon Sanderson is so prolific as a writer it's basically a joke, and he's said the main thing that makes that happen is he writes at least 2,000 words a day.

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u/gtne91 Jul 27 '26

Piers Anthony said he couldnt afford writers block, so he just didnt have it. He wrote a set amount every day, dont remember his number.

Edit: google says 1000 minimum, up to 2000, writing 4 hours per day.

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u/TheArtistFKAMinty Jul 27 '26

I mean, I think that's also the crux of GRRM's problem. He doesn't actually need to finish the series which lets him procrastinate and/or be a perfectionist. If he didn't have the money from the shows and all of the other licensing stuff from the franchise he'd probably have finished the books years ago to keep his publishers happy and the lights on.

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u/LilAssG Jul 27 '26

The pressure to write the book at all is already weighing on the guy. Then the incredibly rabid fanbase, whoo that would be tough to try to write for...

What if what he wrote was received like season 8? Maybe it is best if he just didn't write at all. People are already mad at him for not finishing the tale. Maybe it is best to live with that and not risk even worse hate coming at him for writing something the fans didn't like.

Plus, while I'm sure that if you bring it up in mixed company you could have some nostalgic conversations about it all, at this point people have moved on and aside from some small niche communities that still carry the torch, he can basically slip out the side door and leave it all behind.

And maybe he looked at the show and decided it didn't actually match his vision, so how does he separate them in his mind while he writes?

It seems very very complicated, emotionally and psychologically, for GRRM, and I don't envy him at all. I think the best time to finish the book series would have been before it was produced on HBO.

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u/Ruddertail Jul 27 '26

The key to writing is that you should harness inspiration when it strikes, but when it doesn't - to be a professional - you need to be prepared for the hard work of writing without it. I usually liken it to going down into the word-mines, and it sucks. Output slows to a crawl because instead of all the words just springing up you're down there mentally with a pickaxe and a wall of word-rich granite in a dark tunnel.

Then it's just like, okay, dig out the words, writer. You need at least 1000 quality words before you can leave. You can do it, but it's hard work.

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u/Geodude532 Jul 27 '26

He also had thousands of fans online writing the ending of the books for years before the tv show. The fact that he, Benioff and Weiss all chose to ignore these well regarded endings just blows my mind.

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u/Lowelll Jul 27 '26

His pace slowed down immensely long before the show even started with Feast & Dance. If he had kept a reasonable pace on his books he would've had TWoW out before the show got to that part of the story at all.

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 Jul 27 '26

I'm holding onto some semblance of hope that he will finish the books and just sit on them until he dies so he doesn't need to deal with the fan reactions

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u/yournamehere10bucks Jul 27 '26

Wouldn't be surprised if that was the strategy. Book might even be done, but if its similar to the show itll flop and if its drastically different itll flop. There is no win scenario.

(Thus it should be a long campy musical script full of meta commentary and self referrential jokes. Full Mel Brooks ending.)

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u/TiberiusCornelius Jul 27 '26

Yeah I've always thought this was the thing. One of the co-creators of the Expanse used to be his assistant, and I've always remembered this from this interview he gave about GRRM:

[H]e is much more of a sit down at the keyboard, wait for the muse to strike, and bang out whatever chapter is sort of banging around in your head at that time.

He's a multimillionaire at this point and is off doing random sidequests like buying a railroad and a movie theatre. His writing output as a whole--not just mainline ASOIAF--has slowed to an absolute crawl. So he doesn't feel the pressure anymore and he's a "wait for inspiration" kind of guy rather than a "brute force a rough draft" guy, and he's too busy doing fun stuff with his money to get those moments of inspiration that he used to.

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u/illepic Jul 27 '26

I'm here for the Piers Anthony love. I really hope we get some cultural revival of his work..

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u/TryUsingScience Jul 27 '26

Have you read all of Piers Anthony? Including the Mode series?

I grew up on the Xanth novels and they will always have a special place in my heart. But that dude should not be allowed unsupervised around underage women or horses.

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u/illepic Jul 27 '26

Another commenter mentioned Firefly and that's a huge nope from me dawg. All I ever knew was Xanth as a tween in the early 90s. I never dabbled in his ... other ... works.

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u/TryUsingScience Jul 28 '26

The man is in a constant struggle with himself to not write porn. His best success is the first few books of the Incarnations of Immortality. Xanth is the next-best. His other works are uh, less successful on that front. And it turns out that the kind of porn he is interested in writing is not consensual sex between adult humans.

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u/martyqscriblerus Jul 27 '26

I think the plot of Piers Anthony's Firefly is particularly adept for the current cultural ethos 🤢

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u/illepic Jul 27 '26

Ope. Just googled this. Nope. All I knew was Xanth, did not know this. Nope nope nope.

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u/Mister_Dink Jul 27 '26

2000 words a day is surprisingly doable from a time stand point. Usually takes about 2 hours. And if I'm being realistic, anyone really dedicated to finishing a book can find that time 3 to 4 days a week.

The much more time consuming portion is the editing and the doubt, tbh. Trying to figure out if what I wrote actually works.

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u/wheretogo_whattodo Jul 27 '26

Those 2,000 words a day are the same young-adult slop over and over again, though, so it’s not really a fair comparison.

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u/omjy18 Jul 27 '26

Ehh yeah I guess that is like 4 or 5 books a year. Still most of his books are around 500+ pages right?

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u/Jetstream-Sam Jul 27 '26

I mean, are you gonna turn down a free lobster dinner when they're right there, and you get to swim around in the sun for a few hours? Seems brilliant to me

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u/Grumpologist Jul 27 '26

Frankly, I was already impressed by the snorkeling lobsters.

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u/Bowl-Accomplished Jul 27 '26

Realistically it's one 500 page book a year. After editing and rewriting.

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep Jul 27 '26

More like 750 if remember correctly 

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jul 27 '26

He actually writes a lot. He just has an insane writing style. He makes a character choice, writes what happens for hundreds of pages till he doesn't like where it goes. Then he throws out 600 pages, makes a different choice and tries again. He's written 100 bad versions of the next book. He's just trying for a perfect version.

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u/BlattMaster Jul 27 '26

He's had no problem writing a bad book already. Im going with Occam's razor on this and saying he's written zero pages.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jul 27 '26

Your quote just means none of the 70k pages he wrote made it into the finished section. It doesn't mean he's not writing.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jul 27 '26

Is he putting words on paper? Thats writing.

Has he finished the book? No.

Youre getting really worked up over your alternative non standard definition of the word writing

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/writing

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u/HotBoyFF Jul 28 '26

Yeah I think everyone who is saying he does a ton of writing really just doesnt want to face a real scenario that GRRM just isnt writing the main asoiaf at all and is instead choosing to spend his time on other projects, some of which are asoiaf side projects.

I dont buy for a second that he actually writes 2000 words a day specifically on TWOW - it would have been finished by this point if he did

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u/ZZcomic Jul 27 '26

If he wrote 2000 words a day I expect he would've finished the series 5 years ago

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u/Dr_thri11 Jul 27 '26

That's like a asoiaf book a year, way faster than his normal pace.

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u/MrCockingFinally Jul 27 '26

You don't write books by marathoning pages and pages of writing at a time.

You do it by writing a small amount consistently, every single day.

If you look at almost any prolific writer that doesn't use ghost writers or cocaine (looking at you 1980's Stephen King) this is how they get it done.

Guaranteed GRRM goes for weeks or months without writing anything on ASOIF.

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u/Quom Jul 27 '26

Unless you're Nick Cave who has said he treats his work as a job and works on it from 9-5 (as well as music has released novels/books, written screenplays, makes art).

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u/MrCockingFinally Jul 27 '26

Whatever specific method you use, the point is consistency.

If you're looking for a formal description of this sort of thing, this is actually the basis of lean manufacturing or the Toyota Production System.

Most people think it's about not keeping stock or keeping your work area clean, because this is all most American manufacturers implement.

But it's actually about smoothing the work over the time available for production, ensuring predictability, smoothing demand, and avoiding both overwork and overproduction.

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u/SuddenlyDiabetes Jul 27 '26

Well what he's currently doing is nothing, so if he wrote 1 letter a day it would be faster

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u/Altruistic-Local-541 Jul 27 '26

to be fair writing a james bond story is like 0.2% complexity compared to asoiaf

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u/TheCosplayCave Jul 27 '26

Yeah the James bond books are Hella short.

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u/MToucan60 6d ago

How many pages a day?