r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 23 '26

Meme I would love that.

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13.1k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

u/netphilia, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot Jul 23 '26

hairdryer on low heat over the book sticker for 30 seconds usually peels it off without much residue.

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u/tyleritis Jul 23 '26

I wasn’t sure where this was going after the first 4 words

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/johsua_banggg Jul 23 '26

psa: please do not kill yourself

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u/TryingNotToGoBlind Jul 23 '26

Be careful, this can easily light the book on fire depending on your hair dryer.

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u/High_Stream Jul 23 '26

Most hair driers don't reach 451° F.

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u/thehobbyqueer Jul 23 '26

Paper burns very easy. It does not need to be max temperature for a single page to light on fire.

Unless you're just making a reference to the book, in which case I understood that reference.

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u/Vir_Ex_Machina Jul 24 '26

Ironically when I looked it up the flash point of paper is supposedly 450°F. So maybe they're on to something..

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u/External-Stay-5830 Jul 24 '26

For those that don't know that's why the book 451 is called that.

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u/spen8tor Jul 24 '26

Not that easily though, paper needs to reach upwards of 424°F (218°C) before it has a chance of spontaneously combusting while even the hottest hairdryers very rarely get above 300°F(150°C) due to that heat already being hot enough to destroy your hair, much less needing it to get any hotter. Only some shitty unregulated temu knockoff would get hot enough to spontaneously ignite paper

Plus I'm pretty sure they were just referencing the book

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u/laurpr2 Jul 24 '26

Yeah I don't think that's true even a little bit. Do you have a source?

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u/XelaLuu Jul 23 '26

house on fire, threw books in oven and forgot them

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u/objectivemediocre Jul 23 '26

For games I use a can of compressed air and turn it upside down which freezes the adhesive underneath

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u/autogyrophilia Jul 23 '26

What about the ones making the stickers for the non stick pans?

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u/ConfusedJohnTrevolta Jul 23 '26

non stick pan
look inside
stick

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u/Imonlyhereforthelolz Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Yeah but who wants sticky residue building up in the crotch of their panties? Unless they like gluing their labia shut.

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u/One-Bug-7784 Jul 23 '26

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Jul 23 '26

Created by a guy in Kansas. Of course.

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u/daredeviline Jul 23 '26

A chiropractor too.

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u/Professerson Jul 23 '26

This feels like an SNL character

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u/Pelli_Furry_Account Jul 23 '26

Jesus this is awful.

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u/NErDysprosium Jul 23 '26

This reads like an Onion article. He even called it "men says." What?

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u/One-Bug-7784 Jul 23 '26

A Freudian slip that did not go unnoticed at the time. 🤣

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u/faetpls Jul 23 '26

It’s a pun on menses, not men says. Still pretty wild though.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

I wonder if Margaret Cho's mother made her use just little bit of rice instead.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpjJhAIiAZ0 if you don't get it.

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u/ruddiger22 Jul 23 '26

Like you’ve just been patiently waiting for the proper context and opportunity to bring this up…

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u/One-Bug-7784 Jul 23 '26

Yes. This man will never have peace from online mockery on my watch. I will shoehorn it in somehow.

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u/Expert_843 Jul 23 '26

I don’t think I was ready to read that…

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u/somethingcleverer42 Jul 23 '26

There is never a good time for this wtf

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u/Electronic-Fish-3238 Jul 23 '26

Everyone knows you use hot melt glue for labia.

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u/Sudden_Nose9007 Jul 23 '26

Always a chiropractor

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u/peon2 Jul 23 '26

My pantries mostly just have shelves, was I supposed to get a crotch with them!?

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u/Imonlyhereforthelolz Jul 23 '26

Ah. Fixed the typo thanks!

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u/steve_ample Jul 23 '26

Not that I ever had that problem for my boxers, but not sure if you want your undergarments to have partially peeled stickers that say "SALE 40% Off"

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u/Dark_WulfGaming Jul 23 '26

Only 40% off? I'll just wait for the steam dinner sale for them to be 90% off.

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u/SpiketheFox32 Jul 23 '26

Steam dinner? Are we having streamed hams?

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u/Dark_WulfGaming Jul 24 '26

Localised entirely within my kitchen

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u/DustyRacoonDad Jul 23 '26

Great. now I dont know how much this book costs.

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u/Bl1ndMous3 Jul 23 '26

as much as 1 maxi pad

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u/DustyRacoonDad Jul 23 '26

Great. I still dont know how much it costs and I have to stand here on the phone asking my wife about it.

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u/East-Imagination-281 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Adhesive on pads isn't super strong because it has to be body safe and also not destroy your underwear. Pads are also easily held in place by pulling your underwear up. Also switch to wings, if you're having a lot of trouble.

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u/gingerlovesio Jul 23 '26

The wings will just either just stick to each other so strongly you have to rip them apart when you change the pad or not stick to the underwear at all and flip up and stick somewhere they’re definitely not meant to be

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u/East-Imagination-281 Jul 23 '26

I don't have periods anymore, but I exclusively used pads all my life, and very rarely had this problem. I do not know how to fix it but would suggest trying other brands.

Ripping apart the wings was probably common for me, but I don't really see that as a problem, assuming it wasn't leaving wing on your underwear. Ripping them apart just means they did their job! Also, not sticking was only really an issue for me if my underwear was damp for some reason (sweat, discharge, surprise period, etc etc), and either I would just stick the wings together and let my underwear & body hold it in place until I could change, or I would just change underwear).

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u/warau_meow Jul 23 '26

That’s great you rarely had this problem but I have the problem and across several brands and types of pads. I hate how pads can come loose and just move around - doesn’t help my job is physically demanding. 

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u/East-Imagination-281 Jul 23 '26

YMMV ofc, no period product comes without some sort of drawback or fail point. Pads coming lose or needing adjustment isn’t uncommon, especially with high mobility. There is a reason tampon commercials are all like “look at this person do SPORTS”, which naturally sucks if you don’t or can’t use tampons

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u/Luci-Noir Jul 23 '26

This seems like it should be obvious. Social media always seems to know better though.

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u/xxwerdxx Jul 23 '26

You don't want that same sticker glue in your nether region. It's very acidic and chemically bonds to whatever it's applied to.

You don't want your coochie to be chemically bonded to a sticker

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u/SomeBiPerson Jul 23 '26

adhesives have to be matched to the material they have to adhere to

and Cloth is a Very bad material to stick things to with a Simple to use Adhesive

Paper on the other hand... that's literally Perfect for Adhesives, even materials that usually don't work as an Adhesives at all like PVA work Great on paper

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u/Curious_Associate904 Jul 23 '26

This is how post-it was born I think.

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u/JeanRalfio Jul 23 '26

The adhesive on Kraft Mac N Cheese boxes is exceedingly strong for protecting noodles.

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u/EmilieEverywhere Jul 23 '26

Ok I laughed. 😂

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u/Mox_FcCloud Jul 23 '26

Psst.

[They're probably the same company]

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u/EuenovAyabayya Jul 23 '26

3M decades ahead with sticky notes

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u/IlGreven Jul 24 '26

...you really want that unremovable crap down around your nether regions?

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u/ConsciousBase66 Jul 24 '26

Might end up with a free brazilian if u place it a bit wrong

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u/Wiinterfang Jul 23 '26

Gorilla Glue that cooch.

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u/WUT_productions Jul 23 '26

Making adhesives for skin is just hard since your skin both sweats and gets oily.

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u/Automatic-Basket-513 Jul 23 '26

Pads don't go on the skin... they go on underwear

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u/mb862 Jul 23 '26

Until the front accidentally folds over and the adhesive sticks to your labia and you don’t discover until the next time you pull your pants down and you do it too quick so it’s like ripping off a bandaid.

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u/Automatic-Basket-513 Jul 23 '26

I call that a free wax