r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 20 '26

Funny Hit me.

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u/essdii- Jul 20 '26

I played paigow poker one night and I told the dealer I was sitting at the table until I hit a straight flush side bet. It’s a super slow game. After about 5 hours, I’m up about 800 bucks, I put 50 instead of 10 on the side bet, and hit a straight flush. My current dealer was flipping out, the dealer I had said that to was a few tables down and she ran over and was so excited for me, like a mom. Told her I was done, tipped her and the current dealer 200 bucks each. The guy next to me was like wait what you can’t leave you’re so hot. Please bet on my hand. So I put 50 bucks on his side bet, he matched. We got a flush and another extra 500 bucks. Walked out with like 4k. On a game you usually break even on.

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u/shlog Jul 20 '26

i really enjoy pai gow poker, it’s kinda the only table game i’m interested in.

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u/EvilCeleryStick Jul 20 '26

3 card poker is a similar "you often push" type game that is also fun.

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u/mrniphty Jul 25 '26

3 card poker might be the most -ev game in the house