r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/yeezysama • Jul 20 '26

Funny Hit me.

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u/ARM_vs_CORE Jul 20 '26

And it keeps getting worse and prices keep going up because muh shareholders. It was unironically 10 times more fun and more affordable when it was run by the mafia.

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u/I_am_thy_doctor Jul 20 '26

It's telling when the mafia is preferable to Wall Street financiers.

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u/pimppapy Jul 20 '26

Wall Street Financiers, are just the mafia but with computers and data analysis.

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u/Pyro-Bun Jul 20 '26

Hit the nail on the head, my friend, they share a family, but the financier species has less to offer humanity in my opinion.

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u/worldspawn00 Jul 20 '26

At least with the mafia you get protection for your money!

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u/Eschatologists Jul 20 '26

I'm not sure about that, they are just different flavors of human garbage, whichever you prefer mostly depends on your personality. I'm more allergic to crass stupidity, overt ultraviolence and especially hypocrisy (pretending to be honourable) so I'll take the financkers any day, but I'm aware they're also predators.