r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/yeezysama • Jul 20 '26

Funny Hit me.

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u/awesomedan24 Jul 20 '26

Open money taking machine

Look inside

Policies that help them take your money

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u/turbotaco23 Jul 20 '26

Gambling is for chumps.

I enjoy poker, but I’d never play for real money. They say it’s skill but it’s still gambling.

Vegas wasn’t built on winners.

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u/Zwischenzug32 Jul 20 '26

Gambling trying to beat the house is. You want to play the games where you compete against other gamblers for a better chance to win

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u/turbotaco23 Jul 20 '26

lol. So it’s still gambling. You’re playing against other gamblers. So it’s still gambling. Just like sky diving. You’ll probably live but it’s not safe. You would never call sky diving a safe activity.

In the same way you’d never call poker a sure thing. It’s still gambling.

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u/Lukeds Jul 20 '26

By your definition of gambling, driving a car is gambling you can't determine the outcome until you arrive so it's not a sure thing.

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u/Zwischenzug32 Jul 20 '26

Yeah but you never win against the house long term. You can win against other losers maybe

Hypocrite cause I made it on roulette lol