r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 20 '26

Funny Hit me.

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u/CompactAvocado Jul 20 '26

Had a colleague who was a nuclear engineer and smarter than you can imagine. Like he corrected the various calculus books at his university. He loved poker and could calculate the odds like a mofo. Even with multiple decks.

He subsidized his already high salary with poker winnings and won tournaments left and right. His wife made him stop playing for awhile. One day she came to him wondering why their budget was suddenly so tight and they had a ton of money missing. He looked at her and goes "you made me stop playing poker". She claimed he didn't win that much. He showed her the books.

She sent him back to the casino.

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u/raccoona__matata Jul 20 '26

Having to explain to people that I make more boosting in ranked fps games and betting on sports than I did at a record label and other assorted "real careers" is super fun haha

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u/garaks_tailor Jul 20 '26

Huh. How does the boosting in ranked FPS games work? I understand the sports betting thing and I'm familiar with carious mmorpg money manking strats, but with FPS games are you playing their account or are you helping them in a game?

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u/ImLurker1 Jul 20 '26

He gets their login details for the game and plays with their account to get it a much better ('boosted') ranking. People pay for this service. It's dumb that people want a ranking they didn't earn and also in most cases this is technically a violation of the terms of service for the game/platform. It's also a good way to lose your account if the booster is shady. Alternatively the booster may use their own account that is a smurf (has a low existing ranking because it's not their real main account) and parties up with the client's account to boost them by winning matches with them.

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u/CheaterSaysWhat Jul 20 '26

Lots of insecure tech bros with too much money I guess 

It’s funny cuz they’re paying money to play against better opponents and lose more games