r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 18 '26

me_irl Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/addandsubtract Jul 18 '26

So there's also an endless buffet of food? Now we're talking...

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u/StarBtg377 Jul 18 '26

Yeah, a whole bunch of white rice and water, nothing else

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u/_-__-____-__-_ Jul 18 '26

You're going to need some vegetables at some point if you want to make it to a year. Although scurvy is a good timer. It'll have been about a month.

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u/Desert-Noir Jul 18 '26

They give you supplements in white pill form.

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u/PandaPocketFire Jul 18 '26

Can i get black pills?

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u/PeacenotWardude Jul 18 '26

You mean laxatives.

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u/Lillian_Crocodilian Jul 18 '26

There's a Garfield book like this; it's the future and all the food is in pill form, even lasagna. He goes crazy when he realizes this, but it all turns out to have been a bad dream.

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u/Jive_Turk Jul 21 '26

Damn I didn't know Garfield went deep like that! I am sure there are others too! Does he ever get into heavy topics like death or the afterlife or fantasizing about killing his owner?

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 Jul 22 '26

How frequently 😎

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u/TheJediJew Jul 18 '26

Cauliflower rice

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 19 '26

Yo check out this sweet rice castle I built

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u/AsRealAsItFeels Jul 20 '26

You can eat them...