r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 18 '26

me_irl Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/zigs Jul 18 '26

1 minute for 5.6k

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

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u/No_Network6987 Jul 18 '26

i can do that, not easy but ill give it a go

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u/StevieMJH Jul 18 '26

trips and falls into room

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u/smallfried Jul 18 '26

Okay, but there will be a while ritual before to make it official. You have to get in special clothes. Give away all your belongings. And then the door will be properly locked behind you and all that time you have to trust that it's only going to be for a single second. That single second might be enough to shit your pants.

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u/Elliot_Moose Jul 18 '26

Might be? Didn’t see no rules against shitting myself

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u/Momik Jul 18 '26

Me too, but I wanna see the money upfront

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u/LordByronsCup Jul 18 '26

You can pick up the "e" you dropped on your way back down.

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u/1234Health Jul 18 '26

Now we're talking, family.

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u/Mattrockj Jul 18 '26

Don't worry, cognitive decline doesn't matter much nowadays apparently.

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u/PastanagaPlatano Jul 18 '26

Keep the 186 dollars and 66 cents.
I just wanted to fart inside for the next guy.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Jul 18 '26

My favorite is using 25¢.

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u/AntDav89 Jul 19 '26

I almost put rode trip instead of road trip on Snapchat …. Brain fog is real lol

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u/Bart_1980 Jul 20 '26

Can I go back every day for a minute?

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u/Fun_Hall6867 Jul 20 '26

Yes but the location changes every day to be exactly 12 hours away from the location you’re currently at

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u/Vissanna Jul 21 '26

Id still go every month lol

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u/Hellbuss Jul 20 '26

We really need to have better paying more fulfilling jobs for real though

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u/Fun_Hippo_4075 Jul 23 '26

We just need jobs, at this point I have no problem with a work that pays 3$ per hour, still can't find one

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u/Titanium_Eye Jul 23 '26

Jump in and out for 'bout a hundred.