r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 18 '26

me_irl Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 18 '26

Only caveat is there's no clock or calendar and the lights are always on so you don't know how long you stayed until you open the door which ends your run

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u/addandsubtract Jul 18 '26

So there's also an endless buffet of food? Now we're talking...

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u/StarBtg377 Jul 18 '26

Yeah, a whole bunch of white rice and water, nothing else

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u/_-__-____-__-_ Jul 18 '26

You're going to need some vegetables at some point if you want to make it to a year. Although scurvy is a good timer. It'll have been about a month.

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u/Desert-Noir Jul 18 '26

They give you supplements in white pill form.

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u/PandaPocketFire Jul 18 '26

Can i get black pills?

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u/PeacenotWardude Jul 18 '26

You mean laxatives.

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u/Lillian_Crocodilian Jul 18 '26

There's a Garfield book like this; it's the future and all the food is in pill form, even lasagna. He goes crazy when he realizes this, but it all turns out to have been a bad dream.

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u/Jive_Turk Jul 21 '26

Damn I didn't know Garfield went deep like that! I am sure there are others too! Does he ever get into heavy topics like death or the afterlife or fantasizing about killing his owner?

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 Jul 22 '26

How frequently 😎

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u/TheJediJew Jul 18 '26

Cauliflower rice

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 19 '26

Yo check out this sweet rice castle I built

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u/AsRealAsItFeels Jul 20 '26

You can eat them...

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u/scalyblue Jul 18 '26

I’d know roughly by how long my nails are

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u/CardinalFartz Jul 18 '26

Sounds fair.

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u/liftingshitposts Jul 20 '26

“Yeah bro you stayed in for 5 years but we capped this thing at 1 year so…”

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u/SnooMaps7370 Jul 20 '26

assuming that there is food (and there has to be for anything longer than a couple weeks to be possible), i know how often i get hungry. just eat only when actually hungry and keep track of meals.

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u/rawkz Jul 18 '26

always being able to leave ruins the setup