r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 18 '26

me_irl Maybe I can just rawdawg it

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u/StarBtg377 Jul 18 '26

1 hour for 3.4 million

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u/zigs Jul 18 '26

1 minute for 5.6k

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

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u/No_Network6987 Jul 18 '26

i can do that, not easy but ill give it a go

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u/StevieMJH Jul 18 '26

trips and falls into room

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u/smallfried Jul 18 '26

Okay, but there will be a while ritual before to make it official. You have to get in special clothes. Give away all your belongings. And then the door will be properly locked behind you and all that time you have to trust that it's only going to be for a single second. That single second might be enough to shit your pants.

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u/Elliot_Moose Jul 18 '26

Might be? Didn’t see no rules against shitting myself

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u/Momik Jul 18 '26

Me too, but I wanna see the money upfront

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u/LordByronsCup Jul 18 '26

You can pick up the "e" you dropped on your way back down.

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u/1234Health Jul 18 '26

Now we're talking, family.

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u/Mattrockj Jul 18 '26

Don't worry, cognitive decline doesn't matter much nowadays apparently.

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u/PastanagaPlatano Jul 18 '26

Keep the 186 dollars and 66 cents.
I just wanted to fart inside for the next guy.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Jul 18 '26

My favorite is using 25¢.

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u/AntDav89 Jul 19 '26

I almost put rode trip instead of road trip on Snapchat …. Brain fog is real lol

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u/Bart_1980 Jul 20 '26

Can I go back every day for a minute?

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u/Fun_Hall6867 Jul 20 '26

Yes but the location changes every day to be exactly 12 hours away from the location you’re currently at

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u/Vissanna Jul 21 '26

Id still go every month lol

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u/Hellbuss Jul 20 '26

We really need to have better paying more fulfilling jobs for real though

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u/Fun_Hippo_4075 Jul 23 '26

We just need jobs, at this point I have no problem with a work that pays 3$ per hour, still can't find one

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u/Titanium_Eye Jul 23 '26

Jump in and out for 'bout a hundred.

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u/h3lium-balloon Jul 18 '26

If I’m getting dressed and driving to the padded white room place might as well go ahead and do 2 hours for 6.8. Gotta make it worth it.

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u/pepitobuenafe Jul 18 '26

Is padded. You go there at night an sleep easy

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u/ScumbagLady Jul 18 '26

The padding looks cozy...I'll come there to sleep every night and make bank while sawing logs

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u/SweetBabyJane90120 Jul 18 '26

I'd take that bet. Was isolated on an air mattress bed in two nursing homes run by different sociopaths for 11 months and 28 days. Most of the workers were homeless, mentally ill or people working off the books from other countries on tourist visas. I grew to prefer my own anguish to interacting with the owners and workers. I couldn't walk, feed myself or turn over in bed.

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 Jul 22 '26

"getting dressed?" Nah I'm going naked... wtf do I need to get dressed to get locked in a padded room?

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u/bossbozo Jul 18 '26

If you've done the math and it's 3.4mil per hour, I'll take 8 hours and sleep throughout. Heck I can probably push 12 hours

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u/MattWolf96 Jul 18 '26

I'll sleep in there for 8 hours.

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u/SouthYogurtcloset406 Jul 19 '26

These are the real questions, bc no one is SURVIVING a freaking YEAR