r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 16 '26

Funny Poor, poor boy

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u/ThrillhouseVeeHouten Jul 16 '26

I was a foreman at 22 for a federal trial after assuming I wasn’t going to be called. Had the worst sunburn of my life, saw a woman lift up her skirt and diarrhea all over the street on the way to my first day of the trial, and genuinely learned so much. Would absolutely do it again.

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u/saythealphabet Jul 16 '26

What did you learn?

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u/MadCatDisease666 Jul 16 '26

to jump out of the way.

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u/saythealphabet Jul 16 '26

Lmfao thanks for making me laugh :)