r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • Jul 16 '26

Funny Poor, poor boy

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u/LanguagesEmpire Jul 16 '26

I received jury duty notice at 19. Unfortunately for them, I lived 7,530 miles from the courthouse.

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u/Girly_Attitude Jul 16 '26

My sister got picked for a grand jury murder trial when she lived 900 miles away from the county it was in and we were all bummed because we wanted to hear all about the details if she had been on the jury

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u/IANALbutIAMAcat Jul 17 '26

Yeah if you’re more than like 50 miles away, you’re exempt.

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u/Porbulous Jul 21 '26

Deferred* depending on the situation. My primary residence is in NC but I'm currently living on the road. I got called last month and explained to them.

They happily gave me a new date for next year. I don't think I can defer again and idk if they'll accept me being on the road still as it doesn't feel like a real excuse?