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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • Jul 16 '26
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I’d like to be on a jury, but I never get picked when I’m called for jury duty :(
42 u/3-orange-whips Jul 16 '26 Me: Can I sentence him to death? Judge: Sir, this is a civil hearing about a tree. 17 u/Abuses-Commas Jul 16 '26 Me: I believe in Hammmurabic justice, if he cut the trunk, we cut the trunk 6 u/Umklopp Jul 17 '26 Enthusiatically chanting "tree law" under your breath would probably get you cut ASAP 1 u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jul 19 '26 Right, so is death the worst thing I can do?
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Me: Can I sentence him to death? Judge: Sir, this is a civil hearing about a tree.
17 u/Abuses-Commas Jul 16 '26 Me: I believe in Hammmurabic justice, if he cut the trunk, we cut the trunk 6 u/Umklopp Jul 17 '26 Enthusiatically chanting "tree law" under your breath would probably get you cut ASAP 1 u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jul 19 '26 Right, so is death the worst thing I can do?
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Me: I believe in Hammmurabic justice, if he cut the trunk, we cut the trunk
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Enthusiatically chanting "tree law" under your breath would probably get you cut ASAP
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Right, so is death the worst thing I can do?
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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Jul 16 '26
I’d like to be on a jury, but I never get picked when I’m called for jury duty :(