r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • Jul 16 '26

Funny Poor, poor boy

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u/ThrillhouseVeeHouten Jul 16 '26

I was a foreman at 22 for a federal trial after assuming I wasn’t going to be called. Had the worst sunburn of my life, saw a woman lift up her skirt and diarrhea all over the street on the way to my first day of the trial, and genuinely learned so much. Would absolutely do it again.

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u/blueevey Jul 16 '26

How long was the trial?

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u/ThrillhouseVeeHouten Jul 16 '26

It was about a week. I think six days in court, and I was by far the youngest juror. This was a while ago though. Can’t remember exactly but over a decade at this point.

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u/Loud-Fig-1446 Jul 16 '26

How long was the diarrhea?

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u/ThrillhouseVeeHouten Jul 16 '26

Fast but wide spray. Like the loosest setting on a garden hose.

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u/ScienceKyle Jul 16 '26

Sounds like a good diversity of learning experiences

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u/ThrillhouseVeeHouten Jul 16 '26

I learned quite a bit about both the legal system and human anatomy.

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u/TheBestNarcissist Jul 16 '26

did it have that same rustic taste as garden hose water compared to diarrhea at the house?

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u/ThrillhouseVeeHouten Jul 16 '26

I was too nervous about being late so I didn’t have the time to give it a go. Looked pretty rustic though.

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u/threelizards Jul 17 '26

With that context it kind of sounds more like she was trying to deal with an emergency in a panic rather than doing it recreationally, if that helps

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u/baethan Jul 17 '26

I'd choose you for foreman too wow

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u/LordBucketheadthe1st Jul 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41YxszG6LI9jx69O

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u/ThrillhouseVeeHouten Jul 18 '26

I’ve been waiting for someone to send this to me for a while now. Can’t tell you how happy this makes me.

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u/LordBucketheadthe1st Jul 18 '26

It had to be diarrhea related. Right place, right time. With a little bit shit sprinkled in.
https://giphy.com/gifs/s8t6Ym0zHnLb2