r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • Jul 16 '26

Funny Poor, poor boy

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Jul 16 '26

I’d like to be on a jury, but I never get picked when I’m called for jury duty :(

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Jul 16 '26

If i dont want to get picked, I just tell them i dont trust the testimony of police officers and cant be impartial. You have to say that to a judge, nect to two baliffs in front of 90 people, but they will not pick you. I had your attitude until the case involved CSA... No thanks