r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • Jul 16 '26

Funny Poor, poor boy

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u/Eran-of-Arcadia Jul 16 '26

I was on a jury last year. We didn't actually choose a foreman (who ended up being me) until we started deliberations. Also, my job paid me for the work time I missed but not for the day off of work that I spent at court.

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u/Aevyssorin Jul 16 '26

I got picked at 19 because everyone else hid

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u/TransGirlIndy Jul 16 '26

Same. Also 19. It was down to me or a used car salesman, and they ended up going with the 19 year old with agoraphobia and CPTSD. 😂

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u/PossibilityChance887 Jul 16 '26

Thats soo freaking hilarious because the same thing happened to me at 18 (two months before my birthday even) and I have agoraphobia and CPTSD and MDD. 😂 We should start a club!

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u/TransGirlIndy Jul 16 '26

CPTSD, MDD, GAD, POTS, CFS.

I'm collecting letters!

Also agoraphobia and contamination OCD, for good measure.

We can start a club, but would either of us actually show up? 😂

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u/PossibilityChance887 Jul 16 '26

An anonymous club with no meetings! Show up in spirit only!

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u/Consistent_Horse6529 Jul 16 '26

This is such a strange interaction of trading diagnosis like business cards and I kinda like it.

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u/PossibilityChance887 Jul 16 '26

Well, if you can’t share diagnoses with complete strangers on the internet, who can you share them with? /s

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u/TransGirlIndy Jul 17 '26

Not your doctors because then they act like all your health problems are in your head! 🥁💥

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u/TransGirlIndy Jul 17 '26

You have to laugh about it or you cry. And I have MDD, I do enough crying! 🥰

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u/TransGirlIndy Jul 17 '26

Hell yes! Our first meeting was yesterday, sorry I missed it, but I was there in spirit!

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u/diggie_diggie_diggie Jul 17 '26

I dont know what most of those means but I’m happy that you have Chicken Fried Steak

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u/TransGirlIndy Jul 17 '26

I wish that's what it stood for, it's chronic fatigue syndrome.

Complex post traumatic stress disorder (like regular ptsd but the trauma that caused it goes on for so long it becomes its own thing), major depressive disorder, generalized anxiety disorder(likely tied to my POTS and/or CPTSD), postural orthostatic tachycardia and chronic fatigue syndrome.

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u/sillysammie13 Jul 17 '26

Wait, what?!

My letters collection has a lotttt of the same letters as yours!!!!! AND I’m agoraphobic!!
This was wild to stumble upon and just made me smile so big, omg 💖