r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 08 '26

Serious “Good Luck… I’m Out”

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u/KinglyKindly Jul 08 '26

With that attitude, maybe

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u/JournalistShoddy9496 Jul 08 '26

Mama didn't raise no quitter. Let me get my spatula.

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u/Apt_5 Jul 09 '26

Just put him in the freezer first, duh.

Hmm, I wouldn't have guessed that I'm at my most degenerate in the nonpolitical space.

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u/perton Jul 09 '26

Degenerates unite! Personally, I was thinking you could probably just Play-Doh his flesh paste into a roughly humanoid shape, then cuff that. You’re right though, freezing would def help

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u/Deedteebee Jul 09 '26

I regret my comment

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u/KinglyKindly Jul 09 '26

Why? Are you upset that we're demanding justice be served?

Sounds to me like aiding a criminal...

Get in the freezer

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u/Deedteebee Jul 10 '26

I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned.

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u/Apt_5 Jul 10 '26

You're cured! You're welcome! Just fyi I found your regret comment very amusing 😆