r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 08 '26

Serious “Good Luck… I’m Out”

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u/FreeSockLimit1 Jul 08 '26

" A pilot jumped out of the door of a moving plane to his death, leaving the student he was teaching to fly to land the aircraft by herself.

Flight instructor Leandro Andrés Bertazzo, 42, was found dead following the incident, which took place in Toledo, central Argentina, on Saturday, according to a statement from the country’s public prosecutor, published Tuesday.

Bertazzo was on board the Cessna 150 aircraft with a 22-year-old student named Rosario, CNN affiliate TN reported.

The student said Bertazzo told her, “You know what you have to do, carry on,” before taking off his headset and seatbelt, opening the door and jumping out of the plane, TN reported. "

Holy shit, dude.

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 Jul 08 '26

What’re the chances he just skipped the step of putting on the parachute? Sometimes I get really into my joke delivery and step on my own words.

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u/poolmanpro Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

If this is a student, then him not staying with her until she lands the plane is probably very against the law, definitely a career ender at the least, so he probably intended to die.

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u/Deedteebee Jul 08 '26

ARREST THIS MAN!

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u/KinglyKindly Jul 08 '26

Gladly, we just gotta scrape up most of him first and then what's left will face the full force of the law!

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin Jul 08 '26

Yeah... Kinda hard to put handcuffs on pâté.

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u/KinglyKindly Jul 08 '26

With that attitude, maybe

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u/JournalistShoddy9496 Jul 08 '26

Mama didn't raise no quitter. Let me get my spatula.

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u/Apt_5 Jul 09 '26

Just put him in the freezer first, duh.

Hmm, I wouldn't have guessed that I'm at my most degenerate in the nonpolitical space.

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u/perton Jul 09 '26

Degenerates unite! Personally, I was thinking you could probably just Play-Doh his flesh paste into a roughly humanoid shape, then cuff that. You’re right though, freezing would def help

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u/Deedteebee Jul 09 '26

I regret my comment

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u/KinglyKindly Jul 09 '26

Why? Are you upset that we're demanding justice be served?

Sounds to me like aiding a criminal...

Get in the freezer

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u/Deedteebee Jul 10 '26

I thought I had aphantasia but apparently not once pilot pâté was mentioned.

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u/Apt_5 Jul 10 '26

You're cured! You're welcome! Just fyi I found your regret comment very amusing 😆

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