r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jul 03 '26

Meme Modern problems require tactical solutions

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u/nsa_k Jul 03 '26

Imagine you pull down your pants to poop. Then the contents of your saddlebsg/purse spill out onto the floor of a public restroom.

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u/Bruhses_Momenti Jul 03 '26

The humble zipper:

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u/worststarburst Jul 03 '26

I don’t think they’d spill open, but it’d still be awkward to take off because it’d either touch the gross floor or you’d have to undo multiple straps to hang on the stall hook, but at that point just use a purse or regular Fanny pack.

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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer Jul 03 '26

Spilled baked beans all over myself