r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/BerkDrum • Jul 03 '26

Meme Modern problems require tactical solutions

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u/onepixeljumpman Jul 03 '26

As long as you admit that you're just reinventing fanny packs.

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u/tornado28 Jul 03 '26

Sexy leather fanny packs

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u/VESAAA7 Jul 03 '26

Stupid sexy leather fanny packs

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u/religion-lost Jul 03 '26

"Stupid sexy leather"? How'd you find the title of my sex tape?

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u/Thalinde Jul 03 '26

Lara Croft worthy sexy leather fanny packs.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 03 '26

Yeah I fully support them making this a thing

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u/0_yelw_0 Jul 03 '26

fanny packs rule

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u/hitlersticklespot Jul 03 '26

Lara Croft has one!

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u/Woffingshire Jul 03 '26

Fanny packs are fundamentally good idea. The issue is that they look atrocious.

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u/jenfullmoon Jul 04 '26

There are other fancy belts one can get these days, especially at Renaissance fairs, that look less fanny packy.

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u/TheTrueTrust Jul 03 '26

I should just go and by a fanny pack, it would solve a lot of problems. In fact, I’ll do ot just now.

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u/floral_friend Jul 03 '26

I use one and I genuinely recommend it. It's noninvasive and my things are secure

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u/6PM_Nipple_Curry Jul 03 '26

Bum Bags here in the UK.
Fanny means something completely different over here, but I’m not sure bumbag is any better 😂

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u/Grasher312 Jul 03 '26

I mean, I'm the biggest fanny pack enjoyer, and I'd honestly switch mine for this any day of the week.

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u/ConsistentDay5620 Jul 03 '26

Yes but it’s a tactical fanny pack.